December 3, 200520 yr Ehehe, yes. I hear the Danes are almost ready to fire up their plan. Three full squadrons of parachute penguins are on their way to capture key points on the Canadian coast to disrupt infrastructure ahead of a major 400.000-penguin landing (the largest scaled penguin assault in history). After that it's a matter of weeks before Denmark are a serious threat to the States' northern front. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
December 3, 200520 yr If everyone's going to invade Canada, shouldn't we roll the die to see who goes first? And are we going clockwise or anti-clockwise? "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)
December 3, 200520 yr Denmark is the only country invading Canada. All this other bollocks must be their intelligence trying to shatter the Canadian defence. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
December 3, 200520 yr My Spanish teacher moved to Denmark. That's how much he hated us (my class). "Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir." "Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf
December 3, 200520 yr My Spanish teacher moved to Denmark. That's how much he hated us (my class). <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Impressive, my hats off to you guys indeed. DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.
December 4, 200520 yr bah.. the penguins are no match to my super powered kitties! Then we attack by rolling fat people down onto canada crushing cities before they finially fall of the north coast and float around in the north sea. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
December 4, 200520 yr Why would we invade our own country? Didn't we win Canada as a prize for winning WWII? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Almost. It will be a complete victory once those French Canadians are booted off the North American continent.
December 4, 200520 yr Author Why would we invade our own country? Didn't we win Canada as a prize for winning WWII? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Almost. It will be a complete victory once those French Canadians are booted off the North American continent. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thats it? I mean sure, that would be great, but can't we chase out another group too? Like.....umm...hows about the Mongolians? I'll tell you this, I never met a Mongolian that I liked. Not once.
December 4, 200520 yr Author Or how about those white people? Gee I really hate them. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The Irish? Sure, I'll go for that.
December 4, 200520 yr Or how about those white people? Gee I really hate them. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The Irish? Sure, I'll go for that. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Irish?!?!? Irish are perfect. Canada would be a grand o place for them.
December 5, 200520 yr Author Irish are perfect. Any people that were almost wiped out by a potato famine can't really be all that "perfect".
December 5, 200520 yr Turn canada into Ethnikostan... Cram all those dissagreeable angry fighting ethnicities who want their own country in there and then fence it with lazers. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
December 5, 200520 yr Author Turn canada into Ethnikostan... Cram all those dissagreeable angry fighting ethnicities who want their own country in there and then fence it with lazers. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I do like lazers. It sounds like a giant thunderdome tho. 17 ethics groups enter, 1 culture leaves.
December 5, 200520 yr Turn canada into Ethnikostan... Cram all those dissagreeable angry fighting ethnicities who want their own country in there and then fence it with lazers. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That would be a waste of good resources. Stick their sorry asses in some desert African country. War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is StrengthBaldur's Gate moddingTeamBGBaldur's Gate modder/community leaderBaldur's Gate - Enhanced Edition beta testerBaldur's Gate 2 - Enhanced Edition beta tester Icewind Dale - Enhanced Edition beta tester
December 5, 200520 yr Author Turn canada into Ethnikostan... Cram all those dissagreeable angry fighting ethnicities who want their own country in there and then fence it with lazers. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That would be a waste of good resources. Stick their sorry asses in some desert African country. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Canada isn't a desert? "
December 5, 200520 yr I would decry these comments as borne of ignorance. But then I realised that as far as I know from British media the average american high-school is worse than downtown Mogadishu. Perhaps you could trade delinquent teenagers for ethnic minorities? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
December 5, 200520 yr Author I would decry these comments as borne of ignorance. But then I realised that as far as I know from British media the average american high-school is worse than downtown Mogadishu. Perhaps you could trade delinquent teenagers for ethnic minorities? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Perhaps the Irish would like to own England Besides, we need all the delinquent teens we have to be in the army as...um.....peacekeepers/shock troops
December 5, 200520 yr But then I realised that as far as I know from British media the average american high-school is worse than downtown Mogadishu. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What, they raid average american high-schools with special forces too? DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.
December 5, 200520 yr Author Is that real? Whats it off of???? Printed in Singapore, where it's cheaper Edited December 5, 200520 yr by kumquatq3
December 5, 200520 yr the Tories in Ontario<{POST_SNAPBACK}> EW! That's it... I'm moving to BC. Please review my fanfic! Atton's Redemption Atton's Motivation July 30: CHAPTER 26 is up! -------------- DISCLAIMER: These posts may contain humour. No warranties as to the gelogenic qualities, either expressed or implied, are undertaken by the undersigned. All rights reserved. This does not affect your IQ. Any issues, see your psychologist or increase your dosage. --Metadigital
December 6, 200520 yr the Tories in Ontario<{POST_SNAPBACK}> EW! That's it... I'm moving to BC. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wait for me!
December 6, 200520 yr I would decry these comments as borne of ignorance. But then I realised that as far as I know from British media the average american high-school is worse than downtown Mogadishu. Perhaps you could trade delinquent teenagers for ethnic minorities? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Perhaps the Irish would like to own England Besides, we need all the delinquent teens we have to be in the army as...um.....peacekeepers/shock troops <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The Irish and the Scots would like a piece of England. Pay backs are a biitch.
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