Hildegard Posted November 29, 2005 Posted November 29, 2005 You damn fools Canadian penguin forces have spies everywhere, they know everything my friend, they're always one step ahead..... :ph34r: Here's a pic of the Canadian emperor, the true leader of all Canadians.... 12 US intelligence officers died in order to obtain this pic... I'm afraid that after this they'll come after me aswell :ph34r:
Darth_Schmarth Posted November 29, 2005 Posted November 29, 2005 We need more brave young men like Hildegard to light our path. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
Hildegard Posted November 29, 2005 Posted November 29, 2005 I'm afraid that after this they'll come after me aswell :ph34r: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They ambushed me in the hall inside my home....but luckily I managed to nail their operative: Down you go... Viva la resistance
Darth_Schmarth Posted November 29, 2005 Posted November 29, 2005 (edited) Well, I know what you mean. They're amongst us, taking our children. Look: The horror she displays trying to shield herself from his assault! Edited November 29, 2005 by Darth_Schmarth ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
Gabrielle Posted November 29, 2005 Posted November 29, 2005 Something along those lines, yes. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> BURN THE WITCH :ph34r: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I resent that remark. I'm not Canadian. Send the French Canadians to the stake! I'm cold and need to be warmed up.
Lucius Posted November 29, 2005 Posted November 29, 2005 Something along those lines, yes. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> BURN THE WITCH :ph34r: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I resent that remark. I'm not Canadian. Sorry Gabs, didn't know you were around... May we burn her!?!?!? DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.
I_shot_First Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 I'm watching you all. :ph34r: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> go ahead watch us all run acrossed your borders and then have a battle of the five armies (all LoTR style) right in the middle of your big open country....
Deraldin Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 I'm watching you all. :ph34r: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> go ahead watch us all run acrossed your borders and then have a battle of the five armies (all LoTR style) right in the middle of your big open country.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Pfft. We all know that all us Canadians have to do is wait for the snow to come and you Americans will run back down to Texas where it's warm.
Draken Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 Americans will run back down to Texas where it's warm... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are today's average Americans even cabable of running? Seems to me they'd be waddlin' back to Texas. Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body
Deraldin Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 Americans will run back down to Texas where it's warm... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are today's average Americans even cabable of running? Seems to me they'd be waddlin' back to Texas. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I used running figuratively. They will actually be driving their hummers. We still have another 100 years or so of winter protection before those hummers warm things up too much.
kumquatq3 Posted November 30, 2005 Author Posted November 30, 2005 Americans will run back down to Texas where it's warm... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are today's average Americans even cabable of running? Seems to me they'd be waddlin' back to Texas. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I used running figuratively. They will actually be driving their hummers. We still have another 100 years or so of winter protection before those hummers warm things up too much. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> soooooooooon and we can too run! We just need a little while to get going is all.
Delta Truth Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 QUOTE(Deraldin @ Nov 29 2005, 08:31 PM)QUOTE(Draken_Fett @ Nov 30 2005, 12:12 AM) QUOTE(Deraldin @ Nov 29 2005, 08:02 PM) Americans will run back down to Texas where it's warm... Are today's average Americans even cabable of running? Seems to me they'd be waddlin' back to Texas. I used running figuratively. They will actually be driving their hummers. We still have another 100 years or so of winter protection before those hummers warm things up too much. Nothing to worry about those hummers will run out of gas at the border "
kumquatq3 Posted November 30, 2005 Author Posted November 30, 2005 Nothing to worry about those hummers will run out of gas at the border " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Then we'll just make you come to us ::turns to his trusty assistant:: Tell them to cancel hockey again
Deraldin Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 Nothing to worry about those hummers will run out of gas at the border " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Then we'll just make you come to us ::turns to his trusty assistant:: Tell them to cancel hockey again <{POST_SNAPBACK}> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!!!!
Draken Posted November 30, 2005 Posted November 30, 2005 NooooOOooooOOOOOOooooo! Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body
I_shot_First Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 No hockey will make them violent and angry, i say we put Hockey on 24/7 then we can invade them while they are subdued due to their addiction....
Darth_Schmarth Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 Oh look! My alt is back! ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
CoM_Solaufein Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 Canadian Bacon. :ph34r: War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is StrengthBaldur's Gate moddingTeamBGBaldur's Gate modder/community leaderBaldur's Gate - Enhanced Edition beta testerBaldur's Gate 2 - Enhanced Edition beta tester Icewind Dale - Enhanced Edition beta tester
Judge Hades Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 Soon we shall invade... THE BAGEL SHOP! For I like bagels and the creamy cheese. The cheesey cream, creamy cheese. (w00t)
SteveThaiBinh Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 Could the US invade Canada during the winter? I thought the US Army's equipment was all desert-enabled. Do tanks even work in snow? Will having this election in the winter have any effect on the outcome? I wouldn't fancy going to the polling station on a winter's day. In the UK all our elections are in spring or summer (and we still have lousy turnouts ). "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)
Oerwinde Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 Could the US invade Canada during the winter? I thought the US Army's equipment was all desert-enabled. Do tanks even work in snow? Will having this election in the winter have any effect on the outcome? I wouldn't fancy going to the polling station on a winter's day. In the UK all our elections are in spring or summer (and we still have lousy turnouts ). <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The outcome will either be exactly the same as it was before, a Liberal minority government, likely with the NDP gaining some ground in BC, the bloc in Quebec, and the Tories in Ontario, or it will be a completely ineffectual Conservative minority government. Completely ineffectual because they'll try to pass all their crazy conservative laws and be shut down by the 2 socialist parties and the centre-left party. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
kumquatq3 Posted December 3, 2005 Author Posted December 3, 2005 Soon we shall invade... THE BAGEL SHOP! For I like bagels and the creamy cheese. The cheesey cream, creamy cheese. (w00t) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The cream cheese will kill you long before the Canadian Suicide Bomber Mooses will.
Judge Hades Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 Yeah, but death by cream cheese is the only way to go.
Darth_Schmarth Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 Try cheesey-peas! ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
Craigboy2 Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 Why would we invade our own country? Didn't we win Canada as a prize for winning WWII? "Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir." "Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf
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