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The time is ripe to invade Canada!!!!

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Kill Bryan Adams!  ;)

That seems unnecessarily violent. Gagging him would be enough.

"An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)

*singing*

Five golden TOOOOOKS! :D

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Can't we convert them into more oil? :o

We can use them as cheap oil to ship to third world countries.

:blink:

 

^ Got to love women :wub:

Women are just evil.

War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength

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I like evil women as long as they don't try to kill me.

Keep them far away from sharp instruments. If you don't "satisfy" them, you may wake up one morning finding something missing below the waist. :blink:

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Whats wrong with French Canadians? :-

DENMARK!

 

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Whats wrong with French Canadians?  :-

 

He's one of them!!!!

No, he's just gathering some information in preparation of the imminent Danish penguin invasion of Canada.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

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No, he's just gathering some information in preparation of the imminent Danish penguin invasion of Canada.

 

He could be a French Canadian spying on the Danish, you know, all double agent like.

Our plans are foiled. Kill the Swedish spy!

DENMARK!

 

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No! I'm in fact a Californian scientist spying on the Swedes!

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

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I don't even miss watching Alias anymore! >_<

No! I'm in fact a Californian scientist spying on the Swedes!

So, in fact you're a Californian scientist spying on the Swedes while actually having pretended to be Swedish, who discovered a French Canadian pretending to be Danish, only to find out that he was actually spying on the Danish trying to find information about their plans to invade Canada with penguins?

 

Oh and Kumq, did you see the episode when the Alias hoe was in Denmark and all the evil Danes ran around in black private security uniforms with red barets and uzies talking with German accents? >_<:lol: :ph34r:

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DENMARK!

 

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Oh and Kumq, did you see the episode when the Alias hoe was in Denmark and all the evil Danes ran around in black private security uniforms with red barets and uzies talking with German accents?  >_<  :lol:  :ph34r:

 

Not specifically, but I'm pretty sure all the bad guys in Alias are secretly Danes :ph34r:

The time is now. >_<

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

No! I'm in fact a Californian scientist spying on the Swedes!

So, in fact you're a Californian scientist spying on the Swedes while actually having pretended to be Swedish, who discovered a French Canadian pretending to be Danish, only to find out that he was actually spying on the Danish trying to find information about their plans to invade Canada with penguins?

Something along those lines, yes.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

Something along those lines, yes.

BURN THE WITCH :ph34r:

DENMARK!

 

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The time is now.  >_<

 

Thats exactly what I'd expect a Danish Chimp to say

Keep them far away from sharp instruments. If you don't "satisfy" them, you may wake up one morning finding something missing below the waist.  >_<

 

Yeah and then they'll go on a shopping spree... Yes, I am just guessing, because I never had that problem.

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I'm watching you all. :ph34r:

The time is now.  >_<

 

Thats exactly what I'd expect a Danish Chimp to say

So the prophecy is true after all. The coming of Danish chimps. :lol:

DENMARK!

 

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Hmmm... Danish Chimps... *munch munch munch*

we are not pastries! in fact we are not sweet and sugarcoated in any way! .. except on special occasions, but I would rather not go into that right now! :ph34r:

Fortune favors the bald.

The drama continues...

 

 

I'm not worried about the Danes or their chimps. The great puffin army keeps me safe.

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we are not pastries!

 

That can be your battle cry :)

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