Mojo Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 (edited) Never again let those nine c*cktails and three hours pretending to like ponies go to waste; here's how to get the honey you have just met from bar too bedroom... 1.Scrub up Men are lucky that women really are attracted to all kinds- chubbers,hairy apes,midgets but a little pride in how you look, you might think it is gay,but a bronzed body is infinitely more better than a pasty one. 2.Broaden her senses Men seriously underestimate the importance of a sexy scent. Splash a little on your shirt so she gets a good whiff early one. 3.The secret weapon If you dont have any female friends; get some their advice is gold dust. 4.Eye contact Women find eyes sexy; a hot pair of eyes can make them swoon, long intense looks from afar will get her attention. 5.Give her space When talking to her, dont get too close straight away. And women dont like being touched by complete strangers, its creepy I will add to this at a later stage... but that should be enough for now Edited November 22, 2005 by Mojo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowPaladin V1.0 Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 (edited) Goth chicks love the pasty. The closer you look to dead the more chance you have to score :D So rule 1 would have to be. Know your quarry. Edited November 22, 2005 by ShadowPaladin V1.0 I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Ii have a no fail conversion pulling line, but I am afraid proliferation of the technology will invalidate the line. Sorry gentlemen. BTW, you do realise there are women on the site. Surely you should be asking them? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Goth chicks love the pasty. The closer you look to dead the more chance you have to score :D So rule 1 would have to be. Know your quarry. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I would've said, "Avoid Goth chicks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Launch Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Ii have a no fail conversion pulling line, but I am afraid proliferation of the technology will invalidate the line. Sorry gentlemen. BTW, you do realise there are women on the site. Surely you should be asking them? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm sorry... I really wouldn't like to give boys advice on how to "get some honey" from a girl in a bar... [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowPaladin V1.0 Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 I would've said, "Avoid Goth chicks." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Goth chicks are interesting. I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 (edited) I'm sorry... I really wouldn't like to give boys advice on how to "get some honey" from a girl in a bar... KB " Edited November 22, 2005 by Diamond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 1.Scrub upMen are lucky that women really are attracted to all kinds- chubbers,hairy apes,midgets but a little pride in how you look, you might think it is gay,but a bronzed body is infinitely more better than a pasty one. 2.Broaden her senses Men seriously underestimate the importance of a sexy scent. Splash a little on your shirt so she gets a good whiff early one. 3.The secret weapon If you dont have any female friends; get some their advice is gold dust. 4.Eye contact Women find eyes sexy; a hot pair of eyes can make them swoon, long intense looks from afar will get her attention. 5.Give her space When talking to her, dont get too close straight away. And women dont like being touched by complete strangers, its creepy <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There are some caveats 1. Scrub up but don't go metro, you dont want to appear vain or make it look like you put more effort into your appearance than her. 2. In some surveys women always say they men to smell clean (rather than of some kind of aftershave), you don't want to knock her out at five paces or give the impression you are masking BO. Use any scents sparingly. Just have a good shower and wear freshly laundered clothes. 3. While advice from women is good regarding relationships or picking up girls in an innocuous setting you would be hard pressed to find advice on how to be preadatory. 4. Eye contact is crucial but don't stare or look creepy. 5. Be aware of her space but be awre of your own body language, be open and inviting. Don't be cold and unapproachable - never stand there with arms crossed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Ii have a no fail conversion pulling line, but I am afraid proliferation of the technology will invalidate the line. Sorry gentlemen. BTW, you do realise there are women on the site. Surely you should be asking them? I'm sorry... I really wouldn't like to give boys advice on how to "get some honey" from a girl in a bar... Um, no. The "honey" is the chick. ...here's how to get the honey you have just met from bar too bedroom... "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 The way Launch phrased it was kind of disgusting, yet delicious and sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Too many "if's" in these rules. You need something more solid: 1. Be famous. 2. Failing that, be rich and good looking. 3. Failing that, be one of the above and funny. 4. Failing that, be funny 5. Failing that, pity sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 There is a 6th option " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 5. Failing that, pity sex <{POST_SNAPBACK}> FTW This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 (edited) There is a 6th option " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I purposely left donkeys off the list Edited November 22, 2005 by kumquatq3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 oh, donkeys is 7th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowPaladin V1.0 Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 (edited) The biggest revelation of my young life was that girls liked sex. Prior to that I thought it was something that they didnt like doing and only did under protest following rounds of expensive dinners and gifts. Edited November 22, 2005 by ShadowPaladin V1.0 I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 oh, donkeys is 7th. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Then whats sixt...o..OOOOOOOOO Sixth FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 The biggest revelation of my young life was that girls liked sex. Prior to that I thought it was something that they didnt like doing and only did under protest following rounds of expensive dinners and gifts. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I wasn't suprised that they liked it.. I was suprised at how much! ^_^ Most of us guys seriously underestimate girls sexual appetite, and don't know jack about how to get their appetite peaked! which is where close female friends come in very very handy! Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowPaladin V1.0 Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 which is where close female friends come in very very handy! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Practical or theory ? I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 hopefully both .. unfortunatly more often it's theoretical, but that's still useful.. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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