Surreptishus Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 -10 points for Flatus for denying his true identity. You shall always be Darth Flatulance. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> -50 points for you for getting the name wrong at the end of your post.
thepixiesrock Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 Zing. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Dark Moth Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 (edited) The subject of this particular roast is Mothman Before we get to the actual roast, I have one question: is he a moth Edited December 31, 2005 by Mothman
Darkside Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 -10 points for Flatus for denying his true identity. You shall always be Darth Flatulance. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> -50 points for you for getting the name wrong at the end of your post. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A) I know it's just Darth Flatus. B) My spelling sucks. Sue me.
Dark Moth Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 -10 points for Flatus for denying his true identity. You shall always be Darth Flatulance. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> -50 points for you for getting the name wrong at the end of your post. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A) I know it's just Darth Flatus. B) My spelling sucks. Sue me. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> We will. Just let me call my lawyer.
Surreptishus Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 -50 points for encouraging litigiousness.
Darkside Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 Me? Him? Both of us? My people will contact your people. ...Do I even have people?
thepixiesrock Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 Me? Him? Both of us? My people will contact your people. ...Do I even have people? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> As your legal advisor, I am advising you not to answer any of their questions. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Dark Moth Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 (edited) -50 points for encouraging litigiousness. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> -50 for frivolous point deduction! Edited December 31, 2005 by Mothman
Surreptishus Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 To be fair i think deserve many points for making this thread so exciting today.
Cantousent Posted December 31, 2005 Author Posted December 31, 2005 Bwhahaha I just wanted to be meanspirited to someone in a review and thought to myself, "Self, let's roast a Mothman." I saw the movie, by the way. It didn't do you justice. Okay, so, I've already said I'll do Blank. ...But, do I want to do my Child friend or Surreptishus next? heh heh heh Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
Dark Moth Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 Bwhahaha I just wanted to be meanspirited to someone in a review and thought to myself, "Self, let's roast a Mothman." I saw the movie, by the way. It didn't do you justice. Nothing ever does, my dear human. Surreptishus is just begging for a report.
Kor Qel Droma Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 I've been putting off a report on Darth Drabek for a few weeks now. Hopefully I'll get it done tonight before the festivities begin. Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
Surreptishus Posted January 1, 2006 Posted January 1, 2006 Just came vack from prelim NYE celebs, bit drunk. just to say i love you all and no hard feelings. Looking forward to report!
Cantousent Posted January 1, 2006 Author Posted January 1, 2006 (edited) 'Tis the season to be booze hounds. Disgusting, really. Such behavior. EDIT: You know, now that I think about it, maybe that's not such a bad idea. Time for a bit of rum, I think! Edited January 1, 2006 by Eldar Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
thepixiesrock Posted January 1, 2006 Posted January 1, 2006 (edited) The subject for this T.O.M.B.S. report is: Gabrielle. Forum member: Goth people are gay. Gabrielle: My sexual preferences are none of your business. What me and my lover do together is none of your business. Forum member: I wasn't talking about your love life Gabrielle. Gabrielle: Good, because I don't think she would like me talking about it with people over the internet. Forum member: Ok, I really don't care. Gabrielle: I'm sure you don't. I just wish you would stop asking about my sexual preferances, with my girlfriend, who is a girl. Gabrielle: Stop all of the sexist remarks. Gabrielle: Boys and their little toys. Edited January 1, 2006 by thepixiesrock Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Surreptishus Posted January 1, 2006 Posted January 1, 2006 wow, that is teh mst honest and scathing report, good one pixies
thepixiesrock Posted January 1, 2006 Posted January 1, 2006 It's funny because it's true, am I right fellas? I mean, am I right? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Kor Qel Droma Posted January 1, 2006 Posted January 1, 2006 The subject of todays review will be Darth Drabek. Some of our newer members may not know who Drabs is. That's because he is firmly nestled in the loving arms of the "What Music are you Listening To Now" thread. Personalized epitaphs: Literally a literary rockupedia of knowledge Mellow poster Have guitar will travel Besides being armed with the allmighty Bass Guitar Of Wisdom +7 (+9 versus nonhumans), Drabek is also equipped with a University degree. His knowledge of kewl music seems nearly unsurpassed, yet he shows no signs of arrogance regarding the subject.This makes Drabek a welcomed contributor to our little forum. Darth Drabek rarely strays from what he knows, and often tries to be the voice of objectivity when a topic enters the bitter or disgusting zone. This reviewer tried to find a derogatory or negative post in Drabeks' history, but could come up with none. I thought that possibly this: F*ck your couch Darkness! was the exception although it turned out to be a song reference. This review would be lacking even more if the subject of Drabeks' avatar was not brought up. +10 T.O.M.B.S. points are awarded for keeping the same picture for what must be a record on these boards. Easily identifiable and even more recognizable, it shows DD to be a man of both class and good taste. In summary you have to be a little bit of a nutter not to like Darth Drabek. Unconcerned with spamming or the almighty post count, his contributions to his favorite threads have made for some interesting reading. This reviewer thinks said member could possibly contribute to more threads, but Drabeks' preferences in regards to where he posts are his own business and perhaps the forums loss. Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
Cantousent Posted January 1, 2006 Author Posted January 1, 2006 The subject for this T.O.M.B.S. report is: Gabrielle. Forum member: Goth people are gay. Gabrielle: My sexual preferences are none of your business. What me and my lover do together is none of your business. Forum member: I wasn't talking about your love life Gabrielle. Gabrielle: Good, because I don't think she would like me talking about it with people over the internet. Forum member: Ok, I really don't care. Gabrielle: I'm sure you don't. I just wish you would stop asking about my sexual preferances, with my girlfriend, who is a girl. Gabrielle: Stop all of the sexist remarks. Gabrielle: Boys and their little toys. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ahem, this is not an officially sanctioned report. First of all, it is far too accurate to be funny. Second of all, we never use TOMBS reports as weapons, even if the member in question deserves to be attacked. :Eldar's impish grin icon: Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
Musopticon? Posted January 1, 2006 Posted January 1, 2006 It's good to see that Drabs gets mentioned. :D kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
thepixiesrock Posted January 1, 2006 Posted January 1, 2006 Ahem, this is not an officially sanctioned report. First of all, it is far too accurate to be funny. Second of all, we never use TOMBS reports as weapons, even if the member in question deserves to be attacked. :Eldar's impish grin icon: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fist of all, it's funny because it's true. Second of all, I'm hurt that you think it is a personal attack. I was just doing a truthful, non-bias report. I thought that was what T.O.M.B.S. was all about, but I guess I was wrong Eldar, I guess I was wrong. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
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