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Wow, I actually completely forgot until just now. Thanks for reminding me. I have band practice today.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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The Birthday Dirge

AKA "The Mongolian Birthday Chant" and "The SCA Birthday Song"

Tune of : "Volga Boatmen"

 

Death and gloom and black despair

People dying everywhere

 

Chorus:

Happy Birthday! (UHH!) Happy Birthday! (UHH!)

 

Death, destruction, and despair

People dying everywhere.

 

Now you are the age you are

Your demise cannot be far

 

May the candles on your cake

Burn like cities in your wake

 

Burn the Castle and storm the keep

Kill the Women but SAVE THE SHEEP!

 

Now your jail-bait days are done

Let's go out and have some fun!

 

May your deeds with sheep and yaks

Equal those with sword and axe

 

You must marry very soon

Baby's due the next full moon

 

Your servants steal, your wife's untrue

Your children plot to murder you

 

Were I sitting in your shoes

I'd go out and sing the blues

 

Now you've lived another year

Age to you is like stale beer

 

So you've aged another year

Now you know that Death is near.

 

It's your birthday never fear

You'll be dead this time next year

 

We brought linen, white as cloud

Now we'll sit and sew your shroud!

 

Birthdays come but once a year

Marking time as Death draws near.

 

May the children in the street

Be your barbecuing meat.

 

When you've reached this age you know

That the mind is first to go.

 

 

 

And on that happy note...Happy Birthday! :sorcerer:

Ruminations...

 

When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value.

Posted (edited)

Best birthday post ever. :sorcerer: Tarna

Edited by kirottu

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Posted
Best birthday post ever.  :sorcerer: Tarna

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Posted

Well Darth Launch had good traditional approach, but... Tarna

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I loathe smilies.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Posted

I like Launch.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Posted (edited)
I loathe smilies.

I'm so sorry Master... I failed you... on your birthday too... I'll just go and kill myself now... :'(

 

EDIT - Ooh... you like me! I like you too... I'll just put that suicide spork down now... :sorcerer:"

Edited by Darth Launch

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Posted (edited)

Edit: I changed my mind.

Edited by thepixiesrock

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Posted

I like it rough.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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