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Are we talking The Professional Jean Reno? I like his movies sometimes, but interviews I've read turned me off of him pretty quickly. :D

 

As to Chuckie...he's all cheese. hahaha!

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I saw Steve Carell on Conan so I decided to watch "The 40yearold virgin" and I was greatly disapointed as he is much more fun on the TV couch than in the film.

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He is a fraud!

You have seen the man haven't you? I really can't find any better words to describe Chuck Norris than "Chuck" and "Norris".

your talking about a guy who can't sell gym equipment to save his life right?

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I've never understood the appeal of Chuck Norris. But then again I've never understood the appeal of Steven Segal either. Or Jean Claude Van Damme for that matter. Actually, the whole "throw an entire barful of thugs threw the window" genre has never done more for me except make me blink.

 

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I saw Munich sunday night, which was surprisngly good. Eric Banna is a superb actor despite The Hulk Movie, and getting beating by pretty boy Brad Pitt in Troy.

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I've never understood the appeal of Chuck Norris.  But then again I've never understood the appeal of Steven Segal either.  Or Jean Claude Van Damme for that matter.  Actually, the whole "throw an entire barful of thugs threw the window" genre has never done more for me except make me blink.

 

:blink:

 

 

 

Did you know that Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer? Unfortantly he's never cried.

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Actually, the whole "throw an entire barful of thugs threw the window" genre has never done more for me except make me blink.

 

I like some of them because they're...well....funny. Even if it is the unintentional, so bad it's fun to make fun of them kind of way. But I can only take so much at one time. heh

Steven Segal cracks me up...we used to joke about how almost all his film titles consist of three short words.

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The 80's action flick was the greatest movie genre of all time, it taught men how to be men, it taught women how to be rightfully subservient to men and it had plenty of explosions KA-BOOM!

 

Alas i fear for today's youth for without such films they will grow up to be spineless emasculated pansies :blink:

 

RIP 80's action flick.

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As if HeMan wasn't the most pansy hero, EVER.

 

Still... he was both hairless and smooth though, so how about it Sur? :blink:

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Action movies of the 80's like Flash Gordon?

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He man was a cartoon and the film was fantasy crap.

Well I hardly think it's appropriate to feed "Aliens" to kiddies just to make them manly. They'd have night mares for weeks... Make that months if they were forced to see Chuck Norris.

Besides, kiddies already surf the internets for all kinds of ****, you should hear what they tell eachother (and me!) in kindergarden. :rolleyes:

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High Tension - predictable nonsense w/ stylish gore

Bad Santa - my second favorite Christmas movie

King Kong (1933) - who doesn't identify w/the heartsick ape? and OMG Fay Wray

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I need to get out more. I had planned to see movies over the holiday, but got sick instead. It's lovely having a family who believes in giving during the holidays. If they didn't give sickness I'd be more willing to visit them during the holidays.

 

The last movie I saw in the theaters was Harry Potter, Goblet of Fire on opening weekend.

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Oh yeah, watched The Bad News Bears remake w/ Billy Bob Thorton. Pretty hilarious.  :devil:

Billy Bob's bad news Buttermaker is a pale shadow of his Bad Santa.

 

A better Billy Bob sports film: Friday Night Lights. Interesting representation of an obsessive sports community. It's almost too well-packaged -- like a slick promotional video that

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Oh yeah, watched The Bad News Bears remake w/ Billy Bob Thorton. Pretty hilarious.  :*

Billy Bob's bad news Buttermaker is a pale shadow of his Bad Santa.

 

A better Billy Bob sports film: Friday Night Lights. Interesting representation of an obsessive sports community. It's almost too well-packaged -- like a slick promotional video that

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The 80's action flick was the greatest movie genre of all time, it taught men how to be men, it taught women how to be rightfully subservient to men and it  had plenty of explosions KA-BOOM!

 

Alas i fear for today's youth for without such films they will grow up to be spineless emasculated pansies :)

 

RIP 80's action flick.

 

 

Don't forget it taught us to distrust Soviets and Columbians.

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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The 80's action flick was the greatest movie genre of all time, it taught men how to be men, it taught women how to be rightfully subservient to men and it  had plenty of explosions KA-BOOM!

 

Alas i fear for today's youth for without such films they will grow up to be spineless emasculated pansies :)

 

RIP 80's action flick.

 

 

Don't forget it taught us to distrust Soviets and Columbians.

You forgot Cuba. Those Cubians kicked ass in Red Dawn.

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