PhantomJedi Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 Monday is Columbus Day, at least here in the States, and it got me thinking. My favorite characters from history are Columbus, workers unions, Jimmy Hoffa, the pilgrams, Squonto, the Presidents, Christ, the Easter Bunny, and those people that started the Battle of the Flowers because in some way they have all gotten me out of school for at least on day. I guess I should also include the person who came up with spring break. I honestly think someone was trying to piss of the teachers and just decided to give the students the day off and make the teachers come in for Columbus Day.
Surreptishus Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 I iz not from da US so pleez splain why u hav a holleeday for dat geezer wot solves crimes and is cross eyed.
kirottu Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 Because he is hawt. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
Darkside Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 Yeah, Columbus is a real hero. He lied to his men, betrayed his allies, and enslaved the Indians that so graciously welcomed them. Plus, the only thing he's famous for is getting lost.
Judge Hades Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 He also sparked the greatest genocide in history. Yeah, lets celebrate a bastard like that. It would be like celebrating Hitler.
thepixiesrock Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 I iz not from da US so pleez splain why u hav a holleeday for dat geezer wot solves crimes and is cross eyed. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Teehee, Ali G. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Child of Flame Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 I iz not from da US so pleez splain why u hav a holleeday for dat geezer wot solves crimes and is cross eyed. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (w00t)
Deraldin Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 (edited) Monday isn't Columbus day. It's Thanksgiving you weirdos! Edited October 9, 2005 by Deraldin
Musopticon? Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 Wasn't it the pioneers you crossbreed scum were celebrating , not mr Colon? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
thepixiesrock Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 No, you're thinking of Paul Bunion. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Musopticon? Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 Mayflower, indians, corn; any of those ring a bell? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
thepixiesrock Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 (edited) Oh, you mean Johnny Appleseed. Edited October 9, 2005 by thepixiesrock Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Musopticon? Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 Does he pioneer? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
thepixiesrock Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 Pioneer? You mean like the space program? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Musopticon? Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 More like the stereo company. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
thepixiesrock Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 No, no, no, you are talking about Leef Erickson. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Musopticon? Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 Are you sure? I'm sure I would know if I were writing about him. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
thepixiesrock Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 Would you? Just take the pill and put it in your mouth. Swallow it. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Judge Hades Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 SWALLOW! SWALLOW! SWALLOW! SWALLOW! SWALLOW! SWALLOW! SWALLOW! (w00t)
Musopticon? Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 (edited) *glomp* How long does this take to effect? Edit: No Hades. I will not put anything from you to my mouth. No, especially not that. Edited October 9, 2005 by Musopticon? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
thepixiesrock Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 You wouldn't hurt me would you? No, you love me. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Judge Hades Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 Edit: No Hades. I will not put anything from you to my mouth. No, especially not that. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was talking about the pill thingie. What were you thinking?
thepixiesrock Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 Thats it Hades, I'm reporting you. Banned! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Musopticon? Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 (edited) I feel all warm and tingly inside my head. What is this stuff, pixies? Edited October 9, 2005 by Musopticon? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
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