Shryke Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 i don't like babies. i'm too scared i'll break them when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 How long is she going to be pink? Or it This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted September 25, 2005 Author Share Posted September 25, 2005 When the pink color goes away, we will know she is ripe, and ready to be reabsorbed for nutrional value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
213374U Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 I still maintain my stance that babies are not cute, wonderful, adorable or special in any way. Theyre the same decaying organic matter as everything else. When I see a baby, I just see another "Johan, the inane office assisstant" just 30 years before he grows up to properly fill that slot. Another baby, another brick in the wall to be Bah. You only say that because the child of the minister of state puked on your arm... or some such. At any rate, congrats Ender. The other thread got closed before I noticed it. - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted September 25, 2005 Author Share Posted September 25, 2005 Thanks. We enjoy our womb discharge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 No, it was the baby of a mere commoner I remember thinking "You just vomited up your dinner on my arm, is that really such a clever thing to do? I mean, youre supposed to use that nutrition to grow up and here you are regurgitating it over my arm instead. What if wed be living in Africa? Then there would have been no no more food and youd would have starved. That puke would have put your life on the line, man. You know what I think? I think you seriously lack judgement, mr Baby." DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted September 26, 2005 Author Share Posted September 26, 2005 Perhaps the baby was exorcising a form of expression "aimed" at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionavar Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Perhaps I am overreacting, but hey ... congratulations and I am glad there is such comfort with discussing the birthing experience as 'discharge'. I am also pretty certain that as a public forum there are more articulate ways to share such experiences should language be shared in such a manner. Remember, for all challenges, there is PM or private fora ... The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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