I'm not sure why but I just feel like saying Nekrataal is awesome.

What does the name mean?

What does the name mean?

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2/1 black critter that kills something when you summon it... if memory serves... :ph34r:

You win a pretend cookie!

:D thanks

What does the name mean?

 

 

2/1 black critter that kills something when you summon it... if memory serves... :ph34r:

Sometimes, I really think you must have had a troubled childhood Darque...

 

 

Young Darque ^^^

 

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Anyway, congratulations and best of luck with the family add-on Ender

Face full of Alien-Wing-Wang!

Your daughter will be a rooster (I can't say ****erel, for obvious reasons )

 

Best invest in some earplugs.

I'll take the 14th, and for the sake of your sig and avatar, you better hope I'm wrong! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA.

After consulting with Dis Pater on the other side of the Shroud, I'd say Sept 22.

 

I expect freebies if I'm right.

 

Congrats man.

The mysterious Mrs. Wiggster makes an appearance!

 

And since it's my uterus we're talking about, I'll place my bet and go for September 7.

Nice avatar

Thanks on the avatar.

 

My belly gets bigger and bigger every day...my belly button is about to pop out, which is both weird and somewhat gross.

 

Here's a good collage of the growth of my belly over the past few months.

Very similar to yours ironically.

 

EDIT: That's in response to Alanshu, so nobody even try and make an insinuation!

My wife's belly is swollen for some strange reason.

My wife's belly is swollen for some strange reason.

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Yeah, and I've gained some weight. Hmmmm....I wonder what could be going on...

Women normally tend to put on weight after they get married, or so I've heard. However I never intend to get sucked into the foul, incestuous institution of marriage. I have had my heart trampled on by callous and needy girlfriends who fooled me once into believing the puppy-dog concepts of love truly exist.

 

But I know better now.

I would suggest that someone here needs to discover methods of self-pleasuring, but some might construe that as flaming, so I won't.

Congratulations on the baby. Best of luck in the birth happening trouble free.

 

However, having examined the scans of your baby I must advise you that I can see distinct SAM concentrations and evidence of sub-surface structures.* This has lead me to advise your president that your wife may be pursuing a clandestine WMD program. In light of of which I suggest calling the baby 'Neutron Boy/Girl'. Bearing in mind that whenever you say the name you will have to drop your voice an octave.

 

* I can also see Elvis, if I squint.

...having examined the scans of your baby I must advise you that I can see distinct SAM concentrations and evidence of sub-surface structures.

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I believe you'll find that's a baby milk factory. "

 

Supposedly, September 16 and 17 are generally 'lucky' days for everyone. For your wife's own lucky days, you'll need to input her birth date and time and stuff into one of these on-line astronomy thingies.

 

For the baby's lucky days, you'll also need to input her birth date... hang on, that can't be right.

Do you think it's wrong for me to hope that if I ever have a baby it will have a really cool mutation? Bearing in mind that a baby would be a surprise for me anyway at the moment.

Do you think it's wrong for me to hope that if I ever have a baby it will have a really cool mutation? Bearing in mind that a baby would be a surprise for me anyway at the moment.

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I guess that would depend on the mutation.

 

Supercool healing factor...no medical expenses ever!

 

Flame on Power! = Increased premiums on every insurance payment you make. YAY!

Shameless bump and an update....

 

My induction is scheduled for Tuesday morning at 8! Woo!

Forced birth for teh win!