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What music are you listening to right now?

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kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

What's really sad is that I actually enjoyed it...

 

NoMeansNo-Oh No Bruno

Well, no one's perfect. Except you, which kind of kills my point at the starting line...oh well.

 

Turmion K

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

WinterSun:

Well, Mortiis is very girlish and definetly ugly.

 

 

 

Mortiis actually reminds me of an old girlfriend...

 

 

Morbid Angel-Abominations

master of my domain

 

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

Ouch. I feel your pain. Well, not really.

 

 

Turmion K

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Well we can't all be surrounded by tall,blonde Scandinavian nymphos ;)

 

 

Usurper-Kill For Metal

master of my domain

 

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

What? Where? Who? Oh, you mean valkyries? Alvar? Haven't seen'em since the Haeme were converted to christianity. It's mostly us normal people here nowadays. And polar bears.

 

Turmion K

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Oh yeah. I don't know about homosexality or lard, but boy they sweat.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Maybe I'm thinking of Swedish girls.I know they're up for it. ;)

 

EDIT:How do you sweat in the Arctic?

master of my domain

 

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

WinterSun:

Well, last time I visited Sweden, there were mostly brunettes there. And all quite normal-looking. Getting the hint, are you?

 

Edit: How to sweat in the arctic? It's 22 Celsius here right now. I visited a local metal joint. That's how.

 

Borknagar - Inner Ocean Hypothesis

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

The world of full of good-looking normal chicks and you're blind. And sweaty.

Borknagar - The Wonder

 

^Definetly gay.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Hey,all the Swedish girls I've met have been tall and blonde.I just assumed the stereotype was accurate.

 

(If you want to refer to British girls as a bunch of fat slappers I won't argue)

master of my domain

 

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

I personally know about 3 brits, so my opinion is moot.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

(If you want to refer to British girls as a bunch of fat slappers I won't argue)

I ****ing would though!

 

DL

 

P.S. Vivaldi - The Four Seasons, Spring, 2nd Movement

[color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]

^One of the 3 brits. As far as I know, she's not lardy in any sense of the word.

 

Fejd - V

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Coldplay - Clocks

 

(hope to get their new CD soon) :D

Slayer "Raining Blood"

(If you want to refer to British girls as a bunch of fat slappers I won't argue)

I ****ing would though!

 

DL

 

I think you'll find my exact words were:

(If you want to refer to British girls(except Darth Launch) as a bunch of fat slappers I won't argue)

 

Plus:

Bal Sagoth-And lo,when the imperium marches against Gul-Kothoth,then dark sorceries shall enshroud the citadel of the obsidian crown

master of my domain

 

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

P.S. Vivaldi - The Four Seasons, Spring, 2nd Movement

I rarely listen to classical music, but that is one of my favorite pieces.

AoE 3 Main theme :">

 

 

An eargasm for an old fan.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

mushroomhead - sun doesn't rise

when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!

Minutemen - West Germany.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

primus - shake hands with beef

when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!

Howard Shore - Official Soundtrack o...well, what could it be? :D

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

lord of the rings isn't it?

 

Primus - Silly Putty

when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!

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