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anakins revenge Posted July 2, 2005 Posted July 2, 2005 :ph34r: or id rub my nipples till they were stiff at which point theyd emit a powerful noise that would cause an earthquake :ph34r:
Arkendale Posted July 2, 2005 Posted July 2, 2005 Wonder where Fionvar has gone. He has a lot of work waiting for him when he returns... This topic is just dumb. <_< Now that I think about it, 99% of his topics are.
RevanRedefined Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 Ultimate jedi killer? Pysh, BFG 9000 from DOOM.
Retnuh Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 Tie them up...poorly....over a large pool filled with sharks wearing laser helmets guarded by two dimwits. GENIUS! MUUUUHAHAHA!
Calax Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 Yee haw perhaps we should do some rustlen jonny. Not yet paw still got to kill my Jedi folk. BLAMBLAM Gawd I hate them Jedi's Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
Meresin Posted July 4, 2005 Posted July 4, 2005 I'm sure that advances in personal shields and body armor is what caused the eventual death of the physical projectile weapon in the Star Wars universe.
Nur Ab Sal Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 Jedi can also generate force shields and force push. Force push is good for deflecting grenade and bullets so I think Jedi are safe lightsaber isn't their only weapon... HERMOCRATES: Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned. SOCRATES: This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.
Atreides Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 It's actually a pretty good topic. Not sure if the Jedi would have the focus of shielding/beating off lots of solid projectiles heading their way. So far I haven't seen any evidence to say that Jedi can create forcefields that can stop solid matter. Spreading beauty with my katana.
Darth Flatus Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 In Clone Wars when Obi fights Durge for the first time, durge fires a whole load of dart like projectiles, obi just uses the force to deflect/divert them. Any Jedi worth his salt should be able to divert a few bullets while escaping, i would imagine a Jedi Master would be able to dismantle the guns while they still in the enemy's hands.
Dark Moth Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 In Clone Wars when Obi fights Durge for the first time, durge fires a whole load of dart like projectiles, obi just uses the force to deflect/divert them. Any Jedi worth his salt should be able to divert a few bullets while escaping, i would imagine a Jedi Master would be able to dismantle the guns while they still in the enemy's hands. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kind of like Neo in The Matrix...only he just stopped the bullet's, he didn't deflect them. :ph34r: Although, if you also used a Mandalorian melee shield, wouldn't that be able to stop bullets also, since it stops physical attacks?
Musopticon? Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 A jedi could just raise some earth to to stop the rush of bullets. No biggie. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Calax Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 let's just leave it at a jedi is invincible when it comes to being shot at. Now Nukes are another matter " Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
Eddo36 Posted July 6, 2005 Author Posted July 6, 2005 I'm sure a bullet will go a lot faster than a Jedi's hand when he raises it to do force push.
Musopticon? Posted July 6, 2005 Posted July 6, 2005 Stratosphere bombing and depleted uranium rounds. Also, this thread is very gay. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
darth jedi Posted July 12, 2005 Posted July 12, 2005 The best weapon ever... a feather this only works for lightsiders A small poor child comes in rags and asks for some money. The jedi bends down. The child draws out the feather. And attacks. the jedi collaspes on the floor laughing then the child pulls out a blaster and bang no more jedi (w00t)
Fionavar Posted July 12, 2005 Posted July 12, 2005 Well we gave it the old college try ... and now for the AotS ... The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161)
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