Coolest/Funniest Dialogue

[vaxen83]

Bastila: "Excellent. Your current age is?"

 

Revan: "3,012. Healthy living, you know."

[chris the jedi killer]

Whe n Hk-47 talks about he was created :D

[Alec]

Bastila: "Excellent. Your current age is?"

 

Revan: "3,012. Healthy living, you know."

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HA HA!!!!

 

Revan to Bastila: "I'm a Wookiee, it should be obvious"

[Jinny]

Hk-47(to Goto): What do wish, fat one?

[Jesse Conroy]

Hk-47(to Goto): What do wish, fat one?

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He says that?

[seejai]

revan to carth: gamorrean pig-man (amongst other great insults i cant presently remember)

what about kreia? exile to that one guy about a dancer for vogga

she may have been attractive at one time. atton about kreia

[Jesse Conroy]

I know, I thought that was funny when Atton said Kreia was pretty at one point. I laughed.

[seejai]

oh woops i guess its just for kotor 2 but oh well.

oh and my personal favorite

atton sarcastically says something like oh it cant be a trap (when u meet the exchange at the jek jek tarr) and disciple says

"no atton, i think it is a trap"

[vaxen83]

Exile: "I think your "gift" is useless."

 

G0T0: "You would be surprised at how little I care about what you think."

 

G0T0: "As I indicated, this unit will remain with you and guard you."

 

Exile: "How do I know it won't try to kill me?"

 

G0T0: "I cannot harm you. You are the key to saving the Republic. Pray that you do not prove otherwise."

 

Exile: "Maybe I should shut it down."

 

G0T0: "That would be unfortunate. I would merely lose a droid while you would lose your entire ship and a sizeable chunk of whatever planet you were on when you tripped the failsafe detonator."

 

Exile: "Maybe you're bluffing."

 

G0T0: "Oh I excel at that. Regardless, testing it would benefit neither of us I assure you."

[Every_Mn]

Exile: "I think your "gift" is useless."

 

G0T0: "You would be surprised at how little I care about what you think."

 

G0T0: "As I indicated, this unit will remain with you and guard you."

 

Exile: "How do I know it won't try to kill me?"

 

G0T0: "I cannot harm you. You are the key to saving the Republic. Pray that you do not prove otherwise."

 

Exile: "Maybe I should shut it down."

 

G0T0: "That would be unfortunate. I would merely lose a droid while you would lose your entire ship and a sizeable chunk of whatever planet you were on when you tripped the failsafe detonator."

 

Exile: "Maybe you're bluffing."

 

G0T0: "Oh I excel at that. Regardless, testing it would benefit neither of us I assure you."

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Goto is a bastard. I hope in KoTOR III there's a chance to cut off his legs with a rusty razors blade, then pour salt in his eyes and throw him into a pit of ill-tempered mutant kath hounds, WITH LASERS ON THEIR HEADS. That would be a start.

[Jesse Conroy]

Exile: "I think your "gift" is useless."

 

G0T0: "You would be surprised at how little I care about what you think."

 

G0T0: "As I indicated, this unit will remain with you and guard you."

 

Exile: "How do I know it won't try to kill me?"

 

G0T0: "I cannot harm you. You are the key to saving the Republic. Pray that you do not prove otherwise."

 

Exile: "Maybe I should shut it down."

 

G0T0: "That would be unfortunate. I would merely lose a droid while you would lose your entire ship and a sizeable chunk of whatever planet you were on when you tripped the failsafe detonator."

 

Exile: "Maybe you're bluffing."

 

G0T0: "Oh I excel at that. Regardless, testing it would benefit neither of us I assure you."

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Goto is a bastard. I hope in KoTOR III there's a chance to cut off his legs with a rusty razors blade, then pour salt in his eyes and throw him into a pit of ill-tempered mutant kath hounds, WITH LASERS ON THEIR HEADS. That would be a start.

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I agree, I don't like that guy, although he was in the one of the Star Wars movies.

[vaxen83]

Could not exactly let this one go.

 

Kreia: "Indeed? The future is always in motion, it is a difficult thing to see."

 

Kriea: "Perhaps there will be no new age, Mandalore, no great Mandalorian crusade. Perhaps your people fought their last battle at Malachor V, and you have been dying ever since, a quiet death that will last for centuries."

 

Kriea: "And perhaps all that remains will be what I see before me: a man, wounded by a Jedi, encased in a Mandalorian shell, haunted by the thought of being the last of the Mandalorians."

[Jinny]

Exile: "I think your "gift" is useless."

 

G0T0: "You would be surprised at how little I care about what you think."

 

G0T0: "As I indicated, this unit will remain with you and guard you."

 

Exile: "How do I know it won't try to kill me?"

 

G0T0: "I cannot harm you. You are the key to saving the Republic. Pray that you do not prove otherwise."

 

Exile: "Maybe I should shut it down."

 

G0T0: "That would be unfortunate. I would merely lose a droid while you would lose your entire ship and a sizeable chunk of whatever planet you were on when you tripped the failsafe detonator."

 

Exile: "Maybe you're bluffing."

 

G0T0: "Oh I excel at that. Regardless, testing it would benefit neither of us I assure you."

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Goto is a bastard. I hope in KoTOR III there's a chance to cut off his legs with a rusty razors blade, then pour salt in his eyes and throw him into a pit of ill-tempered mutant kath hounds, WITH LASERS ON THEIR HEADS. That would be a start.

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You do realize that Goto has no arms or legs because that hologram is fake right? That droid is Goto. Plus he wasn't in the Star Wars movies... Or was he?

 

[x1Predator]

Just saw this one and burst out laughing at my tv.

 

Exile: HK, do you know what love is?

 

HK: Master, that is a question most meatbags often seek an answer to. I believe I can provide you with however, a satisfactory definition of the word. Love is making a shot to the knees to a target 120 kilometers away with an an Aratech sniper rifle and a trilight scope.

 

HK never ceases to entertain me during our conversations. Score another for HK

[vaxen83]

Would not even want to imagine what it is aiming at or towards anytime.

[Darth_Nihlus]

atton: (after killing some flophouse scum) good thing we got the drop on them

atton: (30 seconds later after killing somemore flophousers) "that felt good"

[seejai]

Exile: "I think your "gift" is useless."

 

G0T0: "You would be surprised at how little I care about what you think."

 

G0T0: "As I indicated, this unit will remain with you and guard you."

 

Exile: "How do I know it won't try to kill me?"

 

G0T0: "I cannot harm you. You are the key to saving the Republic. Pray that you do not prove otherwise."

 

Exile: "Maybe I should shut it down."

 

G0T0: "That would be unfortunate. I would merely lose a droid while you would lose your entire ship and a sizeable chunk of whatever planet you were on when you tripped the failsafe detonator."

 

Exile: "Maybe you're bluffing."

 

 

 

G0T0: "Oh I excel at that. Regardless, testing it would benefit neither of us I assure you."

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Goto is a bastard. I hope in KoTOR III there's a chance to cut off his legs with a rusty razors blade, then pour salt in his eyes and throw him into a pit of ill-tempered mutant kath hounds, WITH LASERS ON THEIR HEADS. That would be a start.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

You do realize that Goto has no arms or legs because that hologram is fake right? That droid is Goto. Plus he wasn't in the Star Wars movies... Or was he?

 

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wellll if u count the interogation droid in a new hope (with princess leia)

[Jesse Conroy]

He wasn't in the movie as GOTO, but the same type of droid that looked just like him was in there.

[x1Predator]

...............

[vaxen83]

(To Carth) Revan: "Excellent! Soon all of your secrets will be mine."

[Jesse Conroy]

*Talking about Visas*

 

Kreia- And do not mate with her. Whatever you may feel, whatever urges consume you, do not let them control you, such union would breed....difficulties.

 

Exile- Just because I saved her doesn't mean I was going to charge up her loading ramp.

[Scoffer Monkey]

*Talking about Visas*

 

Kreia- And do not mate with her. Whatever you may feel, whatever urges consume you, do not let them control you, such union would breed....difficulties.

 

Exile- Just because I saved her doesn't mean I was going to charge up her loading ramp. 

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I love that segment. Great stuff, and by the way, your game arrived yesterday Jesse.

[Jesse Conroy]

*Talking about Visas*

 

Kreia- And do not mate with her. Whatever you may feel, whatever urges consume you, do not let them control you, such union would breed....difficulties.

 

Exile- Just because I saved her doesn't mean I was going to charge up her loading ramp. 

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I love that segment. Great stuff, and by the way, your game arrived yesterday Jesse.

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Cool.

[vaxen83]

Weequay: "You have the rest that this one owes?"

 

Trandoshan: "Give all owed, now."

 

Exile: "You two better back off before you're kissing duracrete."

 

Trandoshan: "Eh? Why kiss stone ground?"

 

Weequay: "This human is threatening us, suggesting the violence she inflicts upon us will be akin to a mating ritual with an unresponsive stone."

 

Trandoshan: "Kill the human. Then we kill the other human."

Edited August 6, 2006 by vaxen83

[Bloody Journalist]

Czerka officer: Something you want, spacer? Go talk to the office if you want complain about conditions here. I don't want to hear to hear it.

 

Revan: I'm getting sick of your attitude.

 

Czerka officer: Oh well, I wouldn't want that, now would I? Just Leave me alone.

 

Revan:[Force Choke] You will show me the proper respect!

 

Czerka officer: [He squirms in your grasp, utterly helpless. This man will not forget the power you wield.]

Czerka officer: [He does not meet your gaze when you release him. He is suitably cowed.]

 

Czerka officer after choke: [This man does not meet your eyes. He obviously has no desire to be taught another lesson of respect.]

 

Czerka officer's companion, czerka officer too: [Having seen what happened to his fellow officer, this man has no desire to risk a similar lesson. He shifts uncomfortably under your scrutting.]