Didn't you get crushed by a crate of damage claim forms?
Cookie to the first one to know what I'm talking about...
If it's a Fanfic,I don't know about that one but there is one where the Exile or someone else is on Tatooine,and chunks of flesh start falling from the Sky.
Nope, that isn't what I was thinking of (I assume you're talking to me because of the quote?) Since I'm weak all tell you all.
In 1970, a former attorney-turned-racecar driver took a pair of custom Ford Mustangs over to Southeast Asia to teach US troops how to drive musclecars. This was a big issue since these cars were popular at the time and many GIs killed themselves in them due to lack of driving profficiency. So this attorney (hence 'Lawman') trained the soliders to drive properly. However, before they could get the cars on land, one of them was crushed by none other than a several-ton crate of damage complaint forms- oh the irony! The other car, now owned by wrestler/TV host Bill Goldberg, survived, however. It is powered by a blown Boss 429 motor and is capable of covering the 1/4mi in 8 seconds at nearly 190mph! It's also worth more than your house.
Phew, that took forever to type.