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Frontal lobotomy and certain implants should do the job. Ad a reciever there and another there, maybe some copper wiring to influx the rerouting of muscular tremors and...

 

 

Then again...maybe not. :ermm:

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I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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That sounds too laborious and expensive and humane. Need a cheap, quick, humiliating, irreversible and effective punishment.

That sounds too laborious and expensive and humane. Need a cheap, quick, humiliating, irreversible and effective punishment.

But Flatus, I want slaves...can I have slaves? :ermm:

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Sure... why not.

My solution is a painful castration, without the benefit of an

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I think a bullet in the back of that kids brain would solve the problem.

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

You would have to find a way so that it wouldn't be a career exactly, because that might spawn more inhumane people. I was thinking that the family of the perpetrator should do it, but then it might inspire more conspiracy within their reigns to protect their child but mostly themselves... :)

You would have to find a way so that it wouldn't be a career exactly, because that might spawn more inhumane people. I was thinking that the family of the perpetrator should do it, but then it might inspire more conspiracy within their reigns to protect their child but mostly themselves... :)

Would they be able to do it competently? Without risk of inflicting greater harm than the sentence called for?

"An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)

Would they be able to do it competently?  Without risk of inflicting greater harm than the sentence called for?

This I do not know...

I say use a hammer.

Steve, you sound like the lawyers of the burglars who are injured on the property of their victims, sueing said victims for compensation (assumedly under the safe workplace legislation). :ermm:

 

Why do we care if the rapist's schlong gets gangrene and drops off? Use them for MRSA experiments, at least they'll be some use.

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Steve, you sound like the lawyers of the burglars who are injured on the property of their victims, sueing said victims for compensation (assumedly under the safe workplace legislation). :ermm:

 

Why do we care if the rapist's schlong gets gangrene and drops off? Use them for MRSA experiments, at least they'll be some use.

It's very easy to make the comment 'rapists should be castrated' - more difficult to face all the consequences of it. And stop putting mantraps on the kitchen floor overnight, Meta, you'll only hurt yourself. :wub:

"An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)

I don't need traps, I have vicious human-eating feline pets:

 

 

 

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OH MY GOD!! THOSE CATS ARE STICKING TO THE WALLS!!!!!

 

Pray tell Metadigital what brand of demon cat dost thou possess?

Vicious demoncats with nasty-sharp-little-teeth ...

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They're coming to get you Flatus :) .................

 

 

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What did you do to that cat?!

OH MY GOD!! THOSE CATS ARE STICKING TO THE WALLS!!!!!

 

Pray tell Metadigital what brand of demon cat dost thou possess?

The first one is a Burmilla Tiffany, and the second is a Blue Mitted Ragdoll (although her daddy was a seal).

 

They are reknown for eating small children that annoy their owners, and gnashing grown men's legs and arms off, leaving them crying foul as they threaten to "bite ya kneecaps off!".

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Well I think that a rest is in order ... and I think a cat nap will start with said thread ...

The universe is change;
your life is what our thoughts make it
- Marcus Aurelius (161)

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