ramza Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 Here's the testimony of an american teacher who got transferred in Japan. Apparently, japs are perverts... http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher8.html "Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!" -Minsc "I am a well-known racist in the Realms! Elves? Dwarves? Ha! Kill'em all! Humans rule! -Me Volourn will never grow up, he's like the Black Peter Pan, here to tell you that it might be great to always be a child, but everybody around is gonna hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 I found the part where the kid tried to grab his package, very disturbing. Apparently this is a common thing to do with westerners. I recently saw a certain late night show with a cretain irish host and his guest had experienced the same thing while on a japanese tour. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 People stopped saying "no problemo" in the 80's? People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 I found the part where the kid tried to grab his package, very disturbing. Apparently this is a common thing to do with westerners. I recently saw a certain late night show with a cretain irish host and his guest had experienced the same thing while on a japanese tour. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> All this means is I need to go to Japan! ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 You LIKE to have your package grabbed by young boys and other men? DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 You LIKE to have your package grabbed by young boys and other men? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, [un?]fortunately, I don't swing that way. I thought you were talking about women, after actually reading the page, I got depressed. However, if the Gaijin Power actually exists, there may still be hope! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 For great fun! This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 I taught English in Japan for three years, and remarkably this never happened to me or to anyone I knew. One Canadian friend had a male student grab at her breasts (she dodged), but this was treated as a fairly serious incident by the school. Nobody thought it was acceptable or normal behaviour. Sometimes kids do say things to foreigners they would never say otherwise. They're influenced by the TV 'Wide' shows, a kind of variety/chat show on Japanese TV all the time. This is the only time many Japanese kids see Westerners talking to Japanese, and it's always 'celebrities', and they're always asked stupid questions and made to do silly stunts. EDIT: At the risk of being flamed by opponents of 'political correctness', 'Jap' is a more offensive term than you might realise, at least in Japan itself. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tol'Sorahn Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 Kancho Assassin...heheh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taks Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 EDIT: At the risk of being flamed by opponents of 'political correctness', 'Jap' is a more offensive term than you might realise, at least in Japan itself. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> it was used as a rather derogatory reference during WW2, though i do not know if it had origins prior to that. sometimes, racial/ethnic slurs lose their potency, and nobody cares anymore... other times, that is not the case. taks comrade taks... just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncr Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Well all the hentai and anime porn always feature gang rapes, sodomy, sex with monsters, sex with people who are tied up, tortured, don't want it, peed on, pooped on, ect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkreku Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Well all the hentai and anime porn always feature gang rapes, sodomy, sex with monsters, sex with people who are tied up, tortured, don't want it, peed on, pooped on, ect. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And you know this how, exactly? Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baneblade Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Well all the hentai and anime porn always feature gang rapes, sodomy, sex with monsters, sex with people who are tied up, tortured, don't want it, peed on, pooped on, ect. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And you know this how, exactly? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Probably the same way I do... ...By owning loads and loads of 'em. :D "If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving." - Henry Youngman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 About the origins of "Kancho". What kind of ratbastard psychotic would produce a childrens anime about forcefully poking your fingers up other people's rectums? DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baneblade Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 About the origins of "Kancho". What kind of ratbastard psychotic would produce a childrens anime about forcefully poking your fingers up other people's rectums? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i've wondered that myself... Apparently the depravity of mankind has no limits. "If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving." - Henry Youngman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Phantom Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Ranma actually got that from some school-kid tradition. I've read about it... Geekified Star Wars Geek Heart of the Force, Arm of the Force "Only a Sith deals in absolutes!" -Obi-wan to Anakin (NOT advocating Grey-Jedidom) "The Force doesn't control people, Kreia controls people." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 hmm .. kinda glad I've always steered away from Asian porn now .. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Can Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Very Wierd. Japanese girl with English as a second language? I didn't even know Japanese people knew that many cus words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher11.html LOL this story had me laughing so badly I almost cried, what's UP with these people?! He's a good writer though, there's a certain charm to the way he describes all these crazy incidents. DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 "One thousand years of pain!!" with the Unholy Kancho .. lol yeah that was pretty good! :D I've been reading alot of his essays .. he's really funny, but damn I'm glad I'm not a teacher in Japan! Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 lol exactly, and the kid trying to grab his 'goods' "Lemme touch it! It's big right? I bet you it's big!" I knew Japan was crazy, but dude! :D DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 I feel his pain. I have a friend who likes do perform both varieties of molestation when he's drunk. Crime in progress. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 I think we all do .. but my friend is a declared homosexual .. so it's kinda natural for him to grap male-butts .. like any normal guy will squeeze a female buttocks while under the heavy influence of alcohol! Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Kaftan, just what is going on in that picture? I must admit I've always tried to keep my hands to myself (hehe), although this one dude I know loved to do this Kencho thing... and this was in high school. DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 I've been reading alot of his essays .. he's really funny, but damn I'm glad I'm not a teacher in Japan! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nihon no kakusei wa hen desu ne? This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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