HK-47 goes to the gun store.

 

HK-47: Request: The heavy Repeater Blaster.

Owner: *Hands blaster to HK-47*

HK-47: *Inspects gun* Request: The Sith Assasin Pistol with Laser siting.

Owner: *Hands HK-47 pistol* Any of these are perfect for defence, offense, whatever...

HK-47: Request: The Uzi 9mm?

Owner: Hey, only what you see pal.

HK-47: Request: The Mandalorian Assault Rifle.

Owner: *Hands HK-47 Assault Rifle* So, which one will it be?

HK-47: Statement: All.

Owner: All. Phew, I can close early.

HK-47: *Loads assasin pistol*

Owner: Hey, you can't do that!

HK-47: Statement: Wrong meatbag! *BANG!*

Random HK-50 confronting female Exile: "Query: Are you Sarah Conner?"

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LOL

HK-47: "Statement: I am the HK-47 unit. Your meatbag life, as you know it, is over. Lower your shield and surrender your meatbag jedi. Resistance is futile!"

GO-TO: I am the best droid on your ship! I can fight, am the only droid that can use stealth and I can't trigger mine...*BOOM*

(Swoop Track mine blows in GO-TO's *face*)

HK: 1 h473 y0u,m347b46.

HK-47 Taunting Statement: I know what you're thinking, Meatbag; did he fire six shots, or only five? Well, you've got to ask yourself one question, Meatbag ...

HK-47 Taunting Rhetorical Question: "Do I feel Lucky?"

HK-47 Taunting Question: Well DO YA, MEATBAG?

HK-47 Taunting Statement: I know what you're thinking, Meatbag; did he fire six shots, or only five? Well, you've got to ask yourself one question, Meatbag ...

HK-47 Taunting Rhetorical Question: "Do I feel Lucky?"

HK-47 Taunting Question: Well DO YA, MEATBAG?

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Another grand quote from one of the best.

Worthy of a sig methinks.

Mandalorian leader: "Halt! Nobody walks this jungle without the permission of Mandalore. You will lay down your weapons and follow us to our camp!"

 

HK-47: "Mocking threat: I see dead people..."

Atton: Everything's on lockdown, the only way is to go through the mining shaft, filled with all of those crazed mining droids.

 

Exile: I guess I'll go..

 

Atton: But there's good news!

 

Exile: You found another way to open the doors?

 

Atton: No, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

Atton: You know, I was supposed to be in Jedi Knight

Exile: So, why weren't you?

Atton: A, something minor...

Exile: [Force Persuade] Tell me

Atton: I will tell you

Atton: Well, I asked an enormous amount of money

Exile: And?

Atton: Well, they didn't want to pay ofcourse

Exile: And Obsidian?

Atton: Oh yeah, they did, they did have to reduce some ingame functions though to pay my loan

Exile: And these functions were?

Atton: Ah, nothing important, just a good ending, decent cutting and bug-testing...

Exile: What? IT WAS YOUR FAULT?

Atton {looking scared}: Ehmmm...

Exile: DIE, SCHUTTA, DIE

This one inspired by Gabrielle:

 

 

Atton:*looks down and sees a bar of soap on the ground and bends on the back to pick it up*

 

Disciple:You have left me an opening!

I think that's already been said Jodo

By the way, what does Disciple mean by saying that during a battle?

By the way, what does Disciple mean by saying that during a battle?

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It's supposed to mean that there's an opening in the opponent's guard, giving him a chance to land a hit. But some people think it has another meaning... :ph34r:

Poor, poor Mical. Well, back to the topic before the evil moderators come...

 

Iziz Citizen (to Exile): Have you got any open starport visas?

Visas: Whom, me?

HK-47: Praise: I like your gun meatbag.

 

 

Disciple: Must... chop... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

 

 

Kreia: Atton, you've been a V E R Y naughty boy for murdering that person. Now, you must be; 'punished'. Go to my quarters, you will find many; 'toys' to play with.

Atton: <mind controlled> Yes master.

(yes, I have a sick mind. Deal with it.)

 

 

Mira: The Exile is MINE!!!

Visas: MINE!!!

Handmaiden: MINE!!!

Exile: Why don't you just share me?

Handmaiden/Mira/Visas: SHUT UP!!!

Atton: If there was ever a Jerry Springer situation...

Goto: I should perform a DNA test, just because they like doing them.

Nihilus: "Mmmhgggr hmmmlllrgg!"

 

Exile: "Gesundheit"

Brilliant one, Jediphile!

Tricky the Clown: I HAVE COME TO END YOUR EVIL TRAYA!!!

Kreia: Come Tricky...Your p3n0r is no match for the dark side.

Tricky the Clown: You dare insult my p3n0r!? My p3n0r can bend iron and hearts!!

Kreia: Then let us end this!

*Kreia pulls out lightsaber*

*Tricky uses his p3n0r as a lightsaber*

40 minutes later

*Tricky cuts off kreia's head with his p3n0r*

Exile: Am i late?!

The Geico one for the win!

Atton: "Ah, what are you doing to my mind... What do you want with me?"

 

Kreia: "All games of Dejarik needs it's pawns, murderer, and this promises to be a very long game..."

 

Exile: "Get away from him, you BITCH!!"

OMG!! I have to say this one!!!!

 

Atton: The ships firing at us! If it hits a meteor, the whole system will blow up!

Exile: Great.

Atton: Basically, if they hits us we're dead, if they don't hit us, we're dead. But I do have some good news.

Exile: What? Tell me!

Atton: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!!

 

:D

Er........Mothman that was almost exactly the same as what RevanRedifined said, one question, why??

Holy Sh*t! I didn't even see that!! Sorry, I should have lurked first. Apologies for stealing your fire, RevanRedefined. :">