Nice Dark Elf

 

 

 

Bastila: Mildly Retarded Stupid

 

 

 

 

Mission To Revan: You are handsome. Do you want to touch my lekku?

 

 

Revan To Mission: Sure why not.

 

 

15 Mins later:

 

 

Revan: that was Fun

 

Walk in

 

Bastila: what did you do? *slaps Revan*

 

Revan: Ouch What I do?

 

Bastila: you think I didnt know what is going on between you and Mission.

 

Revan: (Pescuade/Lie) that was Mission's older sister

 

Bastila: (Faliure) Bull**** but you turn me on anyways.

 

Revan: this will be fun.

 

Door closes again

Revan:y'know Mission,your head-tails would make great handlebars. "

 

Dark Side SCORE!!

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hahaha, that is genius, although quite sickening considering Mission is meant to be about 14 [i think] "

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how is it sickening, i dont understand .

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sickening by the way that Mission is 14 in KOTOR1 and 2 years underage maybe??

Nice Dark Elf

 

 

 

Bastila: Mildly Retarded Stupid

 

 

 

 

Mission To Revan: You are handsome. Do you want to touch my lekku?

 

 

Revan To Mission: Sure why not.

 

 

15 Mins later:

 

 

Revan: that was Fun

 

Walk in

 

Bastila: what did you do? *slaps Revan*

 

Revan: Ouch What I do?

 

Bastila: you think I didnt know what is going on between you and Mission.

 

Revan: (Pescuade/Lie) that was Mission's older sister

 

Bastila: (Faliure) Bull**** but you turn me on anyways.

 

Revan: this will be fun.

 

Door closes again

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:D [/code]i bet i know what they did :D

*Handmaided finds shortlightsaber*

 

Does it vibrate too? :-X

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nice one, he he he :D

Malak torturing Bastila scene

 

*Lots of moans, groans, screams etc heard from torture room*

 

Malak: FEEL THE POWER, OF THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE!!!

Bastila: AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!

 

Outside...

Sith1: What do you suppose he's doing?

Sith2: I don't even wanna know!

 

 

Confeesions

SithTrooper1: I got something to tell you. I; 'like' you.

SithTrooper2: I like you to.

SithTrooper1: No; I mean I; 'like you' like you.

SithTrooper2: Well; this is awkward.

 

*SithTrooper1 slashed by lightsaber blade*

 

SithTrooper2: Thank God!

 

*SithTrooper2 slashed by lightsaber blade*

 

 

Female Revan and Malak (before KOTOR1)

*Revan opens door*

 

Malak: Where are you going?

Revan: I've got a date with someone tall, green and handsome. Well; he isn't exactly tall; but he IS green and handsome.

Malak: Vandar?

Revan: Correct.

Malak: Vandar??? But what about our plans? We wre going to make waffles tonight! Evil Waffles!! And have you not seen Vandar's wang? It's tiny! I've seen it!

Revan: ...

What happened to the other characters:

 

Darth Sion made a career as the galaxy's most famous goth-pop star. He composed three albums for angst-ridden teenagers, telling them about his broken soul ("Wound in the force") , the emptiness of existence ("Only what you take with you")  and the anguishing (yet stimulating) torment of eternal pain ("Pit of Sarlac"). A few years later he got arrested for selling psychedelic salt to a group of Huttish minors (aged only 70) and was sentenced to ten years of social service, working as a counselor for droid prostitutes on Tattoine.

 

Atton Rand rediscovered his taste for torture. He stole the dancing outfit from the Ebon Hawk, opened a bar in Southern Telos and attends on a very selected clientele. He occasionally hires the Handmaiden to satisfy exceptionally resilient customers.

 

Mandalore auditioned for a role in "Battlestar Galactica" but got rejected because he refused to polish his armor.

 

Darth Nihilus started working as a consultant for "weight-watchers"and developed the revolutionary Miraluka-diet. He isn't hungry anymore.

 

Mira finally settled her dispute with Hanharr and married him. They are both working for an insurance company and have three beautiful hairy children.

 

GO-TO runs a bowling alley on Kashyyyk, together with the remote.

 

Visas had worked as a detective in one of Nar Shadaa's biggest casinos, finally putting her force vision to good use by detecting scammers from afar, but unfortunately turned color blind after seven years of active service. She now travels with a freak show and is happily married to the company's Rancor..

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ha ha ha ha. (w00t)

What happened to the other characters:

 

Darth Sion made a career as the galaxy's most famous goth-pop star. He composed three albums for angst-ridden teenagers, telling them about his broken soul ("Wound in the force") , the emptiness of existence ("Only what you take with you")  and the anguishing (yet stimulating) torment of eternal pain ("Pit of Sarlac"). A few years later he got arrested for selling psychedelic salt to a group of Huttish minors (aged only 70) and was sentenced to ten years of social service, working as a counselor for droid prostitutes on Tattoine.

 

Atton Rand rediscovered his taste for torture. He stole the dancing outfit from the Ebon Hawk, opened a bar in Southern Telos and attends on a very selected clientele. He occasionally hires the Handmaiden to satisfy exceptionally resilient customers.

 

Mandalore auditioned for a role in "Battlestar Galactica" but got rejected because he refused to polish his armor.

 

Darth Nihilus started working as a consultant for "weight-watchers"and developed the revolutionary Miraluka-diet. He isn't hungry anymore.

 

Mira finally settled her dispute with Hanharr and married him. They are both working for an insurance company and have three beautiful hairy children.

 

GO-TO runs a bowling alley on Kashyyyk, together with the remote.

 

Visas had worked as a detective in one of Nar Shadaa's biggest casinos, finally putting her force vision to good use by detecting scammers from afar, but unfortunately turned color blind after seven years of active service. She now travels with a freak show and is happily married to the company's Rancor..

ROTFLMAO!!!

btw who wants a Masked Exile for gameplay inorder for that the Scene?

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*Raises hand sheeplishly*

 

:ph34r:

Well That scene can work For Revan(mask loving fool;i do admit I love his mask) and Newbie too.

 

 

But I want The Exile to have a sigature Mask like Revan has.

Well That scene can work For Revan(mask loving fool;i do admit I love his mask) and Newbie too.

 

 

But I want The Exile to have a sigature Mask like Revan has.

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who's newbie?it better not be me!!! :angry:

Handmaiden to Mira: Let's spar, I always wanted to see you naked.

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sweeeeeeeeeeet

Maybe I should add in 'you' eh doesn't matter, still great. hehe.

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yes please

Handmaiden:I like sex

Exile: youve had sex

Handmaiden: Yep we've fought

Exile: That's not sex

Handmaiden: But my sisters did it all the time nude. Usually they ended up on the floor though. that's what they always called it.

Exile: Where's T3?

Handmaiden: Why?

Exile: i need him to show you a certain video...

T3:squeel's and runs onto the hull.

What happened to the other characters:

 

Darth Sion made a career as the galaxy's most famous goth-pop star. He composed three albums for angst-ridden teenagers, telling them about his broken soul ("Wound in the force") , the emptiness of existence ("Only what you take with you")  and the anguishing (yet stimulating) torment of eternal pain ("Pit of Sarlac"). A few years later he got arrested for selling psychedelic salt to a group of Huttish minors (aged only 70) and was sentenced to ten years of social service, working as a counselor for droid prostitutes on Tattoine.

 

Atton Rand rediscovered his taste for torture. He stole the dancing outfit from the Ebon Hawk, opened a bar in Southern Telos and attends on a very selected clientele. He occasionally hires the Handmaiden to satisfy exceptionally resilient customers.

 

Mandalore auditioned for a role in "Battlestar Galactica" but got rejected because he refused to polish his armor.

 

Darth Nihilus started working as a consultant for "weight-watchers"and developed the revolutionary Miraluka-diet. He isn't hungry anymore.

 

Mira finally settled her dispute with Hanharr and married him. They are both working for an insurance company and have three beautiful hairy children.

 

GO-TO runs a bowling alley on Kashyyyk, together with the remote.

 

Visas had worked as a detective in one of Nar Shadaa's biggest casinos, finally putting her force vision to good use by detecting scammers from afar, but unfortunately turned color blind after seven years of active service. She now travels with a freak show and is happily married to the company's Rancor..

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LMAO!

Kreia: I'm actually going to answer your question instead of giving you cryptic psuedo-philosophical mumbo-jumbo.

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*devil pops up outta hell freezing*

actually in Dante's Divine Comedy the devil is a lonley little guy in a Block of ice.

actually in Dante's Divine Comedy the devil is a lonley little guy in a Block of ice.

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Ironic really.....just as i suspected "

Course the road to hell is paved with the frozen bodies of dead door-to-door salesmen when it's really cold out all the little imp's (yes the demonic ones meta) would go skating on them

 

 

HK:Daisy Daisy...

 

 

Vrook: Actually Exile... i love you.... no matter what gender you are.

Vrook: Actually Exile... i love you.... no matter what gender you are.

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that is soooooo wrong!

How is a jedi Suger Daddy wrong?

KotOR 1

 

Revan: Hey, Canderous, have you ever been called "Candy?"

 

Canderous:(glares) No.

 

KotOr 2

 

Exile: Hey, Mandalore, do you mind if I called you...Mandy?

 

Mandalore: (shoots exile)

 

Blah im tired, i just thought it would be funny to here someone call Manderous/Candalore a feminine name.

Kreia: *gasp* "I'm losing my voice!"

Kreia:  *gasp*  "I'm losing my voice!"

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Everyone on Ebon Hawk (drops what they are doing): YAY!!!!!!!

Kreia:  *gasp*  "I'm losing my voice!"

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Everyone on Ebon Hawk (drops what they are doing): YAY!!!!!!!

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Kreia:  *gasp*  "I'm losing my voice!"

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Everyone on Ebon Hawk (drops what they are doing): YAY!!!!!!!

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(w00t)