DeathScepter Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Nice Dark Elf Bastila: Mildly Retarded Stupid Mission To Revan: You are handsome. Do you want to touch my lekku? Revan To Mission: Sure why not. 15 Mins later: Revan: that was Fun Walk in Bastila: what did you do? *slaps Revan* Revan: Ouch What I do? Bastila: you think I didnt know what is going on between you and Mission. Revan: (Pescuade/Lie) that was Mission's older sister Bastila: (Faliure) Bull**** but you turn me on anyways. Revan: this will be fun. Door closes again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petay Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Revan:y'know Mission,your head-tails would make great handlebars. " Dark Side SCORE!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hahaha, that is genius, although quite sickening considering Mission is meant to be about 14 [i think] " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> how is it sickening, i dont understand . <{POST_SNAPBACK}> sickening by the way that Mission is 14 in KOTOR1 and 2 years underage maybe?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Nice Dark Elf Bastila: Mildly Retarded Stupid Mission To Revan: You are handsome. Do you want to touch my lekku? Revan To Mission: Sure why not. 15 Mins later: Revan: that was Fun Walk in Bastila: what did you do? *slaps Revan* Revan: Ouch What I do? Bastila: you think I didnt know what is going on between you and Mission. Revan: (Pescuade/Lie) that was Mission's older sister Bastila: (Faliure) Bull**** but you turn me on anyways. Revan: this will be fun. Door closes again <{POST_SNAPBACK}> :D [/code]i bet i know what they did :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 *Handmaided finds shortlightsaber* Does it vibrate too? :-X <{POST_SNAPBACK}> nice one, he he he :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOTORFanactic Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Malak torturing Bastila scene *Lots of moans, groans, screams etc heard from torture room* Malak: FEEL THE POWER, OF THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE!!! Bastila: AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!! Outside... Sith1: What do you suppose he's doing? Sith2: I don't even wanna know! Confeesions SithTrooper1: I got something to tell you. I; 'like' you. SithTrooper2: I like you to. SithTrooper1: No; I mean I; 'like you' like you. SithTrooper2: Well; this is awkward. *SithTrooper1 slashed by lightsaber blade* SithTrooper2: Thank God! *SithTrooper2 slashed by lightsaber blade* Female Revan and Malak (before KOTOR1) *Revan opens door* Malak: Where are you going? Revan: I've got a date with someone tall, green and handsome. Well; he isn't exactly tall; but he IS green and handsome. Malak: Vandar? Revan: Correct. Malak: Vandar??? But what about our plans? We wre going to make waffles tonight! Evil Waffles!! And have you not seen Vandar's wang? It's tiny! I've seen it! Revan: ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 What happened to the other characters: Darth Sion made a career as the galaxy's most famous goth-pop star. He composed three albums for angst-ridden teenagers, telling them about his broken soul ("Wound in the force") , the emptiness of existence ("Only what you take with you") and the anguishing (yet stimulating) torment of eternal pain ("Pit of Sarlac"). A few years later he got arrested for selling psychedelic salt to a group of Huttish minors (aged only 70) and was sentenced to ten years of social service, working as a counselor for droid prostitutes on Tattoine. Atton Rand rediscovered his taste for torture. He stole the dancing outfit from the Ebon Hawk, opened a bar in Southern Telos and attends on a very selected clientele. He occasionally hires the Handmaiden to satisfy exceptionally resilient customers. Mandalore auditioned for a role in "Battlestar Galactica" but got rejected because he refused to polish his armor. Darth Nihilus started working as a consultant for "weight-watchers"and developed the revolutionary Miraluka-diet. He isn't hungry anymore. Mira finally settled her dispute with Hanharr and married him. They are both working for an insurance company and have three beautiful hairy children. GO-TO runs a bowling alley on Kashyyyk, together with the remote. Visas had worked as a detective in one of Nar Shadaa's biggest casinos, finally putting her force vision to good use by detecting scammers from afar, but unfortunately turned color blind after seven years of active service. She now travels with a freak show and is happily married to the company's Rancor.. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ha ha ha ha. (w00t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOTORFanactic Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 What happened to the other characters: Darth Sion made a career as the galaxy's most famous goth-pop star. He composed three albums for angst-ridden teenagers, telling them about his broken soul ("Wound in the force") , the emptiness of existence ("Only what you take with you") and the anguishing (yet stimulating) torment of eternal pain ("Pit of Sarlac"). A few years later he got arrested for selling psychedelic salt to a group of Huttish minors (aged only 70) and was sentenced to ten years of social service, working as a counselor for droid prostitutes on Tattoine. Atton Rand rediscovered his taste for torture. He stole the dancing outfit from the Ebon Hawk, opened a bar in Southern Telos and attends on a very selected clientele. He occasionally hires the Handmaiden to satisfy exceptionally resilient customers. Mandalore auditioned for a role in "Battlestar Galactica" but got rejected because he refused to polish his armor. Darth Nihilus started working as a consultant for "weight-watchers"and developed the revolutionary Miraluka-diet. He isn't hungry anymore. Mira finally settled her dispute with Hanharr and married him. They are both working for an insurance company and have three beautiful hairy children. GO-TO runs a bowling alley on Kashyyyk, together with the remote. Visas had worked as a detective in one of Nar Shadaa's biggest casinos, finally putting her force vision to good use by detecting scammers from afar, but unfortunately turned color blind after seven years of active service. She now travels with a freak show and is happily married to the company's Rancor.. ROTFLMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ioini Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 btw who wants a Masked Exile for gameplay inorder for that the Scene? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Raises hand sheeplishly* :ph34r: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathScepter Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Well That scene can work For Revan(mask loving fool;i do admit I love his mask) and Newbie too. But I want The Exile to have a sigature Mask like Revan has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Well That scene can work For Revan(mask loving fool;i do admit I love his mask) and Newbie too. But I want The Exile to have a sigature Mask like Revan has. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> who's newbie?it better not be me!!! :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Handmaiden to Mira: Let's spar, I always wanted to see you naked. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> sweeeeeeeeeeet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Maybe I should add in 'you' eh doesn't matter, still great. hehe. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> yes please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Handmaiden:I like sex Exile: youve had sex Handmaiden: Yep we've fought Exile: That's not sex Handmaiden: But my sisters did it all the time nude. Usually they ended up on the floor though. that's what they always called it. Exile: Where's T3? Handmaiden: Why? Exile: i need him to show you a certain video... T3:squeel's and runs onto the hull. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARTHPON Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 What happened to the other characters: Darth Sion made a career as the galaxy's most famous goth-pop star. He composed three albums for angst-ridden teenagers, telling them about his broken soul ("Wound in the force") , the emptiness of existence ("Only what you take with you") and the anguishing (yet stimulating) torment of eternal pain ("Pit of Sarlac"). A few years later he got arrested for selling psychedelic salt to a group of Huttish minors (aged only 70) and was sentenced to ten years of social service, working as a counselor for droid prostitutes on Tattoine. Atton Rand rediscovered his taste for torture. He stole the dancing outfit from the Ebon Hawk, opened a bar in Southern Telos and attends on a very selected clientele. He occasionally hires the Handmaiden to satisfy exceptionally resilient customers. Mandalore auditioned for a role in "Battlestar Galactica" but got rejected because he refused to polish his armor. Darth Nihilus started working as a consultant for "weight-watchers"and developed the revolutionary Miraluka-diet. He isn't hungry anymore. Mira finally settled her dispute with Hanharr and married him. They are both working for an insurance company and have three beautiful hairy children. GO-TO runs a bowling alley on Kashyyyk, together with the remote. Visas had worked as a detective in one of Nar Shadaa's biggest casinos, finally putting her force vision to good use by detecting scammers from afar, but unfortunately turned color blind after seven years of active service. She now travels with a freak show and is happily married to the company's Rancor.. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LMAO! If you mess wit the Best,........ You Will Die Like the Rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Kreia: I'm actually going to answer your question instead of giving you cryptic psuedo-philosophical mumbo-jumbo. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *devil pops up outta hell freezing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 actually in Dante's Divine Comedy the devil is a lonley little guy in a Block of ice. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petay Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 actually in Dante's Divine Comedy the devil is a lonley little guy in a Block of ice. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ironic really.....just as i suspected " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Course the road to hell is paved with the frozen bodies of dead door-to-door salesmen when it's really cold out all the little imp's (yes the demonic ones meta) would go skating on them HK:Daisy Daisy... Vrook: Actually Exile... i love you.... no matter what gender you are. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Vrook: Actually Exile... i love you.... no matter what gender you are. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> that is soooooo wrong! when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 How is a jedi Suger Daddy wrong? Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Lord_Revan Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 KotOR 1 Revan: Hey, Canderous, have you ever been called "Candy?" Canderous:(glares) No. KotOr 2 Exile: Hey, Mandalore, do you mind if I called you...Mandy? Mandalore: (shoots exile) Blah im tired, i just thought it would be funny to here someone call Manderous/Candalore a feminine name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Kreia: *gasp* "I'm losing my voice!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkside Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Kreia: *gasp* "I'm losing my voice!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Everyone on Ebon Hawk (drops what they are doing): YAY!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Kreia: *gasp* "I'm losing my voice!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Everyone on Ebon Hawk (drops what they are doing): YAY!!!!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Kreia: *gasp* "I'm losing my voice!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Everyone on Ebon Hawk (drops what they are doing): YAY!!!!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (w00t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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