jaguars4ever Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 The Pazaak player in the Telos cantina. As Atton would put it, "her face looks like its been plowed through by ord mantell farmers". If we're expected to waste time playing Pazaak, then it had best be with some attractive chick who pays lip service to boot. Not some Halloween special that makes onions cry...
OLD SKOOL WHEELMAN Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 The Pazaak player in the Telos cantina. As Atton would put it, "her face looks like its been plowed through by old mantell farmers". If we're expected to waste time playing Pazaak, then it had best be with some attractive chick who pays lip service to boot. Not some Halloween special that makes onions cry... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So I guess you wouldn't go charging up her loading ramp then... Unless you were drunk. Really, really drunk. Really, really, really drunk.
jaguars4ever Posted December 31, 2004 Author Posted December 31, 2004 The Pazaak player in the Telos cantina. As Atton would put it, "her face looks like its been plowed through by old mantell farmers". If we're expected to waste time playing Pazaak, then it had best be with some attractive chick who pays lip service to boot. Not some Halloween special that makes onions cry... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So I guess you wouldn't go charging up her loading ramp then... Unless you were drunk. Really, really drunk. Really, really, really drunk. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "This looks like a job for a Wookie".
OLD SKOOL WHEELMAN Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 "This looks like a job for a Wookie".[/i] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A wookiee?
jaguars4ever Posted December 31, 2004 Author Posted December 31, 2004 "This looks like a job for a Wookie".[/i] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A wookiee? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That or George Costanza. ^_^
OLD SKOOL WHEELMAN Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 "This looks like a job for a Wookie".[/i] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A wookiee? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That or George Costanza. ^_^ <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, because remember, George Costanza was bald. :D
Ivan the Terrible Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 Huh? I didn't even notice her. By contrast, I recoil in horror at the female scavenger on Dantooine, as well as the Administrator. Hideous. I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you But I get the feeling that you don't like it What's with all the screaming? You like monkeys, you like ponies Maybe you don't like monsters so much Maybe I used too many monkeys Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
jaguars4ever Posted December 31, 2004 Author Posted December 31, 2004 "This looks like a job for a Wookie".[/i] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A wookiee? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That or George Costanza. ^_^ <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, because remember, George Costanza was bald. :D <{POST_SNAPBACK}> :D He had a toupee if I remember correctly. Huh? I didn't even notice her. By contrast, I recoil in horror at the female scavenger on Dantooine, as well as the Administrator. Hideous. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Eeeew! Why did you remind me of those sideshow freaks, Ivan? I don't know what was worse about the scavenger - her looks or peronality. :ph34r:
OLD SKOOL WHEELMAN Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 He had a toupee if I remember correctly. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A toupee that he denied was a toupee...and then he goes out with a bald woman, shows his baldness, then gets dumped...how ironic...
jaguars4ever Posted December 31, 2004 Author Posted December 31, 2004 He had a toupee if I remember correctly. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A toupee that he denied was a toupee...and then he goes out with a bald woman, shows his baldness, then gets dumped...how ironic... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "The sea was angry that day my friends..."
OLD SKOOL WHEELMAN Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 "...like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." I don't remember the face of the scavenger, but I remember the Administator. No wonder Malak bombed it...
jaguars4ever Posted December 31, 2004 Author Posted December 31, 2004 "...like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." I don't remember the face of the scavenger, but I remember the Administator. No wonder Malak bombed it... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well that explains the mysterious source of the Kath Hound problem...
EnderAndrew Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 Sarah's PC is getting pretty ugly as the Dark Side rots her.
pharcyde Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 id have to go with that nikko guy that plays pazak in the cantina of iziz. dude looks like he got smashed across the face with frying pan. prostytutka
Jedi_Master_Darkor Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 id have to go with that nikko guy that plays pazak in the cantina of iziz. dude looks like he got smashed across the face with frying pan. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That was actually meant to be a face of a real guy...
Ivan the Terrible Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 id have to go with that nikko guy that plays pazak in the cantina of iziz. dude looks like he got smashed across the face with frying pan. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Heh. You realize that's a model of a real guy's face....a guy who happens to post around here every once in awhile? :D Oh, well. I'm sure they just....ummm....didn't model his face correctly. After all, consider the discrepancy between the Atris conceptual drawing and the chubby faced pain in the ass we actually encounter in-game. I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you But I get the feeling that you don't like it What's with all the screaming? You like monkeys, you like ponies Maybe you don't like monsters so much Maybe I used too many monkeys Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
Laozi Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 id have to go with that nikko guy that plays pazak in the cantina of iziz. dude looks like he got smashed across the face with frying pan. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Heh. You realize that's a model of a real guy's face....a guy who happens to post around here every once in awhile? :D Oh, well. I'm sure they just....ummm....didn't model his face correctly. After all, consider the discrepancy between the Atris conceptual drawing and the chubby faced pain in the ass we actually encounter in-game. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good point People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.
jaguars4ever Posted December 31, 2004 Author Posted December 31, 2004 Perhaps the ability to play Pazaak is inversely proportional to semblance of a human being. :ph34r:
Sabahattin Dere Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 After all, consider the discrepancy between the Atris conceptual drawing and the chubby faced pain in the ass we actually encounter in-game. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So that's why no in-game images were revealed before release....neither Atris's nor that of Nihilus -the latter, I believe because the rendered image of him has a mask that looks it's made of cardboard? Zwangvolle Plage! M
mastaGAW Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 Thats what he really looks like. The graphics weren't bad Atris should look old because she me. The ugliest face was the Khoonda Salvager the black lady don"t look that bad even though she is ugly.
Nikko Posted March 15, 2005 Posted March 15, 2005 Gee, I must have missed this post as I haven't been around in a couple months. Sad to hear I was considered one of the ugliest faces in the game, but I'm sure that has to do with the fact that my character is also the only one who was a real person. I do look better in real life I'll see you in the cantina...
Laozi Posted March 15, 2005 Posted March 15, 2005 Sure you do People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.
213374U Posted March 15, 2005 Posted March 15, 2005 Priceless - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.
Rosbjerg Posted March 15, 2005 Posted March 15, 2005 now now kids .. play nice!! ^_^ Fortune favors the bald.
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