thepixiesrock Posted January 2, 2005 Posted January 2, 2005 I guess I'm not the only conspiracy theorist with bad luck with women... (assuming you really are a conspiracy theorist) Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Ludozee Posted January 3, 2005 Posted January 3, 2005 I guess I'm not the only conspiracy theorist with bad luck with women... (assuming you really are a conspiracy theorist) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that you both *are* conspiracy theorists... :ph34r:
thepixiesrock Posted January 3, 2005 Posted January 3, 2005 Well that has managed to entertain me peers for a while when I'm in school... And make most of them think I am insane... Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
EnderAndrew Posted January 3, 2005 Posted January 3, 2005 They're not conspiracy theorists who are bad with women. Women are just out to get them.
thepixiesrock Posted January 3, 2005 Posted January 3, 2005 No women are out to get "away" from us... Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Rosbjerg Posted January 3, 2005 Posted January 3, 2005 why sacrifice someone you can manipulate <{POST_SNAPBACK}> bah manipulation is easy .. sacrifice is fun! and to the conspiracy theorists: you just need to find a nice paranoid girl to share the last time before the end of the world with! Fortune favors the bald.
thepixiesrock Posted January 3, 2005 Posted January 3, 2005 Nah I don't want a parinoid girl. I want a regular girl who thinks I am weird. That way I can feel like I am further alienated from everyone... Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Ludozee Posted January 3, 2005 Posted January 3, 2005 Nah I don't want a parinoid girl. I want a regular girl who thinks I am weird. That way I can feel like I am further alienated from everyone... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I see. You're just some attentionseeker "
thepixiesrock Posted January 3, 2005 Posted January 3, 2005 No attention just follows me around... " Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Conspiracy Theorist Posted January 4, 2005 Author Posted January 4, 2005 lol, I stay pretty low key with my theories. Afterall, if people realized how much I knew, soon the Fed's would be after me.
thepixiesrock Posted January 4, 2005 Posted January 4, 2005 I am safer this way because if the Feds kill me, everyone will know I was right, or still think I was crazy and I just died. But the Feds can't risk it so I am kept alive... Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Rosbjerg Posted January 4, 2005 Posted January 4, 2005 I don't think the feds could care less .. even if they were part of a big world wide lets-take-over-the-planet organization .. what small pieces of the puzzle you might know would in no way threathen the powers, or you wouldn't be here .. and since there probably isn't a conspiracy, they probably care even less! Fortune favors the bald.
thepixiesrock Posted January 4, 2005 Posted January 4, 2005 I'm not saying there is a world ruling conspiracy. It's just that democracy is a lie... Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Diogo Ribeiro Posted January 4, 2005 Posted January 4, 2005 I'm not saying there is a world ruling conspiracy. It's just that democracy is a lie... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Try some Democratol. It'll make democracy seem good again.
Rosbjerg Posted January 4, 2005 Posted January 4, 2005 I'm not saying there is a world ruling conspiracy. It's just that democracy is a lie... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> it wasn't an argument for that .. I was just trying to come up with a reason for why you haven't been taken, from both sides of the argument! Fortune favors the bald.
Guun Fett Truss Posted January 4, 2005 Posted January 4, 2005 To the original poster: 1. Don't be crude 2. Don't stare at her breasts 3. Don't grope 4. Make sure you're clean, shaved and don't smell like a tar pit/my brother's bedroom 5. Get to know her first Okay, its all pretty obvious, but you'd be suprised. Aside from those, be a gentleman. Corny though it sounds you'd be amazed how many girls you can pick up just from being polite and courteous from the word go (I speak from experiance). Aside from that, be yourself, and that should weed out the undesirables. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Catalyst is correct. Getting a girl to do things with you is easy. BE HER FRIEND. The hard part is trying to change the relationship, if you find this is the woman for you. Relationships that spring from friendships tend to last, because you already have other similar interests and desires. Good luck ..
Kor Qel Droma Posted January 4, 2005 Posted January 4, 2005 and stay away from women if they are on some sort of antidepressant. Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
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