Why would you not want to go to a Bridal Expo? Imagine how many girls must be gathering there, desperate to find a guy so they get to buy that 5,000$ gown..

 

I once went to this strange new age/health expo.. I don't ever think I've seen so many pretty girls gathered at one place before. There were thousands of them, and I felt like one in a million being male!

Why do the girls want to buy a five-thousand dollar dress, when they'll only wear it once?

Strange, isn't it. Of course you buy the $5000 dress and keep it in good condition you can give it to your daughter, who would give it to her daughter who would give to her daughter. and so forth and so on.

 

Or they can dye it black and wear it at the husband's funeral.

Congrats to the engagement and to the umm...free castrations...

my bride will look fine and a wedding dress is better money spent than a prom dress

I never paid full price for any of my prom dresses. Most were under $100.

 

As for my wedding dress, there's a few dress outlets in the area where you can get wedding dresses for $300.

Or you ambush people on their wedding day, and steal their wedding dress.

 

Ninja > bride.

old skool long time no hear from ya

Or you ambush people on their wedding day, and steal their wedding dress.

 

Ninja > bride.

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naah that's boring .. unless severe mutilation is part of it?

one girl at this year's formal i heard(i'm not that young) had a $1000 dress that wasnt that great anyhow

old skool long time no hear from ya

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it's good to be back...

shame you missed my seinfield line to explain why girls wear less in video games then guys in video games do

 

all about good naked and bad naked

shame you missed my seinfield line to explain why girls wear less in video games then guys in video games do

 

all about good naked and bad naked

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Damn...that was a good episode though. :D

 

Especially when she's opening the jar.

 

Classy.

Happy New Year everybody!

 

TJ might be off the hook for the Bridal Expo...my friend Amy just got engaged and wants to go, so it'll probablly be a girl's day out.

Better take him with you anyway. He might get a ahead of you in KotOR 2 if you don't.

Happy New Year to you too. And since this is a thread about marriage, let me get my monkey suit.

Let me get my orangatang suit...

^ Do you wear these suits often?

No I am usually dressed in my Gorilla collard shirt, with my Kangaroo pants, and my flying squirrel shoes. Why what do you normally wear...?

A. All of the above

 

B. 1-2 of the above

 

(C.) None of the above

 

Unless it's Halloween. Except I gave away my gorilla suit.

Sometimes I wonder . . .

I wounder alot... About alot of things... But I never had a gorilla suit. It was too expensive so I got the orangatangh suit. It was much less expensive...

Really? With all the extra fur you'd think it'd be more expensive. Or, [gasp], was it -fake fur-?

No actually it was a special farm where you got to hunt, kill, and skin and orangatang, then make the suit yourself with the real orangatang. I suppose it was cheaper because of the labor costs...

I just had a brilliant idea. After reading most of the posts in here (by most I mean some of the fist page and a little of the 13th page) I have decided to corner the market on this so called "geek love" and am starting a new buisness. Geek love dating services. All you have to do is post you're age, gender, and interests and send me 5 easy payments of $3.99 and I wil match you up with another gender (or same) that has also posted their age, gender, and interests and sent me the money. Start now!

Sorry, it's called okcupid.com and it's free.