Fontine85 Posted February 10, 2006 Posted February 10, 2006 Funniest moment not yet mentioned... In the jedi enclave on Dantooine, I was blowing up the power relay terminal so that I could blow the door opened to the "unplundered room". I set the timer to 30 seconds and ran out of the room. Then I thought to start talking to Disciple about the Republic... 20seconds later I hear this big BOOM and these arcs of lightning shoot out of the power relay room and fry both me and Atton.... Disciple continues to talk to me as I am knocked unconscious by the electrical discharge as he was the only one not hit by the discharge LOL. You think he would have noticed eh?
Phaedra36 Posted February 10, 2006 Posted February 10, 2006 ROFL Fentine. I love Atton's skepticism of T3-M4.
DoubleX Posted February 10, 2006 Posted February 10, 2006 I dono if any of u ever got it, my fav was playing as LS male and getting the " How to Catch a man" cutscene thing with Mira, handmaiden, and Visas. It was the funniset thing in the game. I laughed so hard I had an asthma attack and almost died. Good times, good times... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wha...? I've heard Mira talk about her way to get a man when I play as a female LS, but I've never gotten this cutscene you refer to. How do you get it? On-topic, HK's lines are nearly all golden, especially when he's mocking Carth and Bastila: "Statement: Oh, yes. My master had quite the collection of tortured individuals that seemed unable to confront their basic personality conflicts. Let me cite some specific examples. Mockery: "Oh, master, I do not trust you! I cannot trust you or anyone ever again!" Mockery: "Oh, master, I love you but I hate all you stand for, but I think we should go press our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold!" Conclusion: Such pheromone-driven human responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capacitors and make me wish I could press a blaster pistol to my behavior core and pull the trigger. I am pleased that this does not seem to be the case with your current entourage."
Silvershadow Posted February 10, 2006 Posted February 10, 2006 Wha...? I've heard Mira talk about her way to get a man when I play as a female LS, but I've never gotten this cutscene you refer to. How do you get it? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Never got that far in my male PC game, but I'm pretty sure it's got to do with influence. Please review my fanfic! Atton's Redemption Atton's Motivation July 30: CHAPTER 26 is up! -------------- DISCLAIMER: These posts may contain humour. No warranties as to the gelogenic qualities, either expressed or implied, are undertaken by the undersigned. All rights reserved. This does not affect your IQ. Any issues, see your psychologist or increase your dosage. --Metadigital
SSgtSniper Posted February 10, 2006 Posted February 10, 2006 (edited) You get that when you have more influence with Visas than Handmaiden when you first re-enter the ship after you pick up Mira. My favorite is Exile: "You could always play pazaak with Atton" T3: "Beep boop beep" Atton: "What, pazaak again?" Handmaiden: "No, I do not trust him." Exile: "At cards?" Handmaiden: "That too." I laughed for two solid minutes. Edited February 10, 2006 by SSgtSniper And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be, In Nomine Patris, et Fili, et Spiritus Sancti.
Gabrielle Posted February 10, 2006 Posted February 10, 2006 ROFL Fentine. I love Atton's skepticism of T3-M4. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I like that as well.
Tha Cunnysmythe Posted February 10, 2006 Posted February 10, 2006 Here's one that I thought was a little funny, but I also liked the way my guy looked when I took it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's the spitting image of my first Exile, gas mask and all. I was amazed when I first saw that.
Deadly_Nightshade Posted February 10, 2006 Posted February 10, 2006 On-topic, HK's lines are nearly all golden, especially when he's mocking Carth and Bastila: "Statement: Oh, yes. My master had quite the collection of tortured individuals that seemed unable to confront their basic personality conflicts. Let me cite some specific examples. Mockery: "Oh, master, I do not trust you! I cannot trust you or anyone ever again!" Mockery: "Oh, master, I love you but I hate all you stand for, but I think we should go press our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold!" Conclusion: Such pheromone-driven human responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capacitors and make me wish I could press a blaster pistol to my behavior core and pull the trigger. I am pleased that this does not seem to be the case with your current entourage." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> how do you get those??? I never did! "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot
Tha Cunnysmythe Posted February 10, 2006 Posted February 10, 2006 A lot of influence with HK to get him talking about Revan.
Knights&Darths Posted February 10, 2006 Posted February 10, 2006 some funny ones with Goto G0T0- Do you mean to imply that your life is worth zero credits? G0T0- Amendment sixteen hundred ninety five dash three zero of the Khoonda civil code allows us to sell you into slavery. Jorran- What? That's ridiculous! G0T0- Paragraph twelve: "salvageable items include organic matter incapable of leaving the boundaries of the salvage area..." Jorran- You wouldn't! G0T0- A male human{pronounce it "HOO-MON"} such as you would fetch approximately 500 credits on the auction block in Nar Shaddaa. Therefore, I suggest you offer your goods for 500 credits less than your initial figure. and HK HK47- Observation: This is a great opportunity for slaughter. Area effect attacks, such as grenades will do great damage to soldier and civilian alike. Exile- No, HK. You are not to throw grenades at or near civilians. and Mandalore Mandalore- Why are you joining in this? I prefer Vaklu over Talia, but this is hardly a task for a warrior. Exile- I don't really care about all that, I just want to join in the fun. Mandalore- Maybe I should've left you on Dxun. Kreia does spare some very good sarcasm but nothing i would call funny, the Exile has many good lines, especially those about Visas and Mira. YouTube, Tumblr, Google+, Deadlystream Forums, Lucas Forums, Filefront
Fontine85 Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Another hilarious moment that happened to me... Mira had just joined my party and mentioned how I looked, calm and at peace. Then she asked if I was chewing on spice. When I replied that "I do not poison my body with spice," (and my character was a female) she gave me a very vivid description of how I looked like someone had" jammed their power coupling into my ion engine and turned it on full" LOL. I couldn't stop laughing and I ended up turning off my xbox till I recuperated. :D
Dark_Raven Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 On-topic, HK's lines are nearly all golden, especially when he's mocking Carth and Bastila: "Statement: Oh, yes. My master had quite the collection of tortured individuals that seemed unable to confront their basic personality conflicts. Let me cite some specific examples. Mockery: "Oh, master, I do not trust you! I cannot trust you or anyone ever again!" Mockery: "Oh, master, I love you but I hate all you stand for, but I think we should go press our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold!" Conclusion: Such pheromone-driven human responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capacitors and make me wish I could press a blaster pistol to my behavior core and pull the trigger. I am pleased that this does not seem to be the case with your current entourage." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> how do you get those??? I never did! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Those were funny indeed, only HK-47 could be so good at sounding sarcastic. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.
Skywalker Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 the guy on yavin 4 after and during the time you save him bunch of times on manaan getting the starmap on kashyyyk if you talk to the environmental control with every option was priceless
timberwolf0924 Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 (edited) HK-47: Statement: Oh, very well, master. no doubt you ware bothering me because you wish to interrogate me with harmless, non-lethal questions. HK-47: Or perhaps you need the deck of your freighter scrubbed. Or an exciting alien text transalated. HK-47: My circuits are a buzz with anticipation of what your next task will be for me that does not inviolve ending the life of an organic meatbag that deserves death. HK-47:Just a quick death. A little one, to tide me over untill the next firefight we're in... Edited May 12, 2006 by timberwolf0924
Sturm Posted May 13, 2006 Posted May 13, 2006 im too lazy to read this all so im just gona post my experience down "I bet that T3 Unit it joyriding in the system, laughing, laughing at me!" - Atton
Sturm Posted May 13, 2006 Posted May 13, 2006 another funny one the manadalorian mechanic "SITHS BLOOD!" and it sounds so funny, because it almost sounds as if it where a swear word
galassia Posted May 13, 2006 Posted May 13, 2006 I absolutely love when you very first meet Atton and you say Revan was a woman, when he talks about the wrath of a woman who falls to the dark side.
JohnZ117 Posted May 13, 2006 Posted May 13, 2006 (edited) My funniest moment in the game happened on Dxun: When my party and the Mandalorians were attacked by the Sith Assasins, my character used Force Confusion to make one of the Assasins fight his cohorts. Eventually there was just my character, my party members (who were both Jedi), a dozen or more Mandalorians, and the lone and Confused Assasin, who was just seconds away from doing the stupidest thing one could do. Edited May 13, 2006 by JohnZ117
Sharks9 Posted May 14, 2006 Posted May 14, 2006 My favourite is on Nar Shadaa when you convince the guys to jump down the center of the area and one of the guys says something like this " Yes good idea to jump down, get to ground fater that way."
Lilandra Posted May 14, 2006 Posted May 14, 2006 I absolutely love when you very first meet Atton and you say Revan was a woman, when he talks about the wrath of a woman who falls to the dark side. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I liked that, one should fear a dark mistress who is in absolute power. Through inner peace leads to enlightenment. Baldur's Gate Modding
Jediphile Posted May 14, 2006 Posted May 14, 2006 HK-47: "Recitation: Yes, as I said, I am an assassin droid. It is my primary function to burn holes through meatbags that you wish removed from the galaxy... Master. Oh, how I hate that term." Exile: "What term? Meatbag?" HK-47: "Answer: No, Master. Ah, I said it again." Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums.
Dark_Raven Posted May 14, 2006 Posted May 14, 2006 "I want to hold your gland." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Speaking of that scene. So sorry my need is greater than yours. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.
Sturm Posted May 15, 2006 Posted May 15, 2006 you know whats funny, when they do that cheapo cutscene where they put their hands on their heads, bend over and start wriggling around
Darth Keyan Posted May 16, 2006 Posted May 16, 2006 (edited) "I want to hold your gland." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Edited May 16, 2006 by LordRevan ''Strike me down,and i will become more powerful'' ''To know the Light you must see the Dark'' '' Join us on the path of the Darkside''
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