EnderAndrew Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 KOTOR:3 - Redneck Rampage You know they're working on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 You might be a redneck jedi if... You've heard heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." The doors on your X-Wing are welded shut and you have to get in through the windows. You've heard...."Luke, I am Your Father...and your Uncle!" Your Reverand carries a lightsaber in his boot in case of emergencies. You wonder why Luke and Leia never ever got married. You've asked an Ewok to help you go Coon hunting. The Force isn't the only thing that Runs in your family. Your Jedi robe is camouflage colored. You use your Jedi healing powers to clear up your V.D You reckon Stormtroopers are just the KKK with really good sheets. http://www.humorsphere.com/redneck_jedi.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Gandalf Posted June 30, 2004 Author Share Posted June 30, 2004 Amen to that! "You shall not pass!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthShad Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 :D :D Good one Hades! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 Ah, the wonders of the Google search. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Gandalf Posted June 30, 2004 Author Share Posted June 30, 2004 Is that Force Google Search? "You shall not pass!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indalecio Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 You might be a redneck jedi if... You've heard heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." The doors on your X-Wing are welded shut and you have to get in through the windows. You've heard...."Luke, I am Your Father...and your Uncle!" Your Reverand carries a lightsaber in his boot in case of emergencies. You wonder why Luke and Leia never ever got married. You've asked an Ewok to help you go Coon hunting. The Force isn't the only thing that Runs in your family. Your Jedi robe is camouflage colored. You use your Jedi healing powers to clear up your V.D You reckon Stormtroopers are just the KKK with really good sheets. http://www.humorsphere.com/redneck_jedi.htm You might be a redneck Jedi if ... You have an X-Wing mounted on blocks in your yard. One of your X-Wing's wings is a primer color. You father says "Come on over to the Dark Side son, it'll be a hoot!" You ever used the Force to open a bottle of beer. You ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling. Sidenote: Wow, I feel old. I think I may have been of the original contributors to that list when it was first started back on RASSM. This lists is a good 10-15 years old. Classic stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Gandalf Posted June 30, 2004 Author Share Posted June 30, 2004 Maybe they could show the oppressed Jedi in KOTOR II? YEAH! the south will rise again! You might be a redneck Sith if you're Zabrak Maul... "You shall not pass!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Skin Mask Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 YEAH! the south will rise again! You might be a redneck Sith if you're Zabrak Maul... You might be a redneck if your Jedi starfighter resembles a trailor home. Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kdy-worker 1138 Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 You might be a redneck Jedi,if you use your lightsaber for plowing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Gandalf Posted June 30, 2004 Author Share Posted June 30, 2004 So what kind of attribute bonus does anyone think Force Rage will have? "You shall not pass!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexia Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 So what kind of attribute bonus does anyone think Force Rage will have? Speed for 1, and maybe will affect your "to hit" ratios, Also an awareness penalty as, when you are enraged you tend not to notice things as easy. Le donne sono da venus, la scopata sa dove sono gli uomini da. For a different kind of Kotor chat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NInjaPirate Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 I would say it will affect your, strenth, dex, and maybe add on a damage modifier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Gandalf Posted June 30, 2004 Author Share Posted June 30, 2004 And how might it differ from Force Fury? I would think that Rage and Fury are pretty much the same. "You shall not pass!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexia Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 Rage and Fury differ slightly, as rage is total loss of control and fury is like anger. Le donne sono da venus, la scopata sa dove sono gli uomini da. For a different kind of Kotor chat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Gandalf Posted June 30, 2004 Author Share Posted June 30, 2004 So perhaps there would be a loss of control under Force Rage? Maybe a defense penalty or something? "You shall not pass!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NInjaPirate Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 Maybe they are part of the same tree and one is better than the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Gandalf Posted June 30, 2004 Author Share Posted June 30, 2004 Maybe they are part of the same tree and one is better than the other. Yes, I had previously considered that too. It's somewhere back in the vast expanse of previous posts in this thread. "You shall not pass!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexia Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 Awareness, defense and intelligence penalties would suffice imo. Le donne sono da venus, la scopata sa dove sono gli uomini da. For a different kind of Kotor chat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Gandalf Posted June 30, 2004 Author Share Posted June 30, 2004 Yes, we wouldn't want too extreme penalties, or it wouldn't be worth using. "You shall not pass!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexia Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 Indeed, but the benifits would outweight the penalties, such as strenght and stuff. Le donne sono da venus, la scopata sa dove sono gli uomini da. For a different kind of Kotor chat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Gandalf Posted June 30, 2004 Author Share Posted June 30, 2004 True. There always need to be a good reason to use a skill or an ability or it'll be ignored. Example: Demolitions and Mine-laying. Completely worthless! "You shall not pass!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zabrak Maul Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 can't any of ya'll talk normal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Gandalf Posted June 30, 2004 Author Share Posted June 30, 2004 can't any of ya'll talk normal? Oh no! Has someone used FORCE CONFUSION on you? "You shall not pass!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indalecio Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 can't any of ya'll talk normal? Oh no! Has someone used FORCE CONFUSION on you? 1 (4n'7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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