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What does KotOR 2 Need Most? 45 members have voted

  1. 1. What does KotOR 2 Need Most?

    • Pimps and Hos baby, Pimps and Hos! Why don't you ride my proton torpedo baby.
      12
    • Drug dealers and druggies.
      3
    • Joe your friendly neighborhood bum.
      6
    • All of the above.
      24

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Well, how about it? I could see some Glitterstim deals goin' down man! :blink:

Yes. Aliens. Jawas. I'm sweaty just thinking about it.

Well, it appears all three of us voters are currently in agreement..... lol

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Yes. Aliens. Jawas. I'm sweaty just thinking about it.

Hell yes, skanky Twi'lek prostitutes. I mean, Atton Rand had to get his Alien STD from SOMEWHERE didn't he?!! :blink:

I don't think a whorehouse would suit the Star Wars universe, if they implement it somehow, i think that it will get a more subtle name like 'massageinstitute'.

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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I don't think a whorehouse would suit the Star Wars universe, if they implement it somehow, i think that it will get a more subtle name like 'massageinstitute'.

Oh yeah, the like the Twi'lek Sex Slaves in Davik's estate. ^_^

Well, how about it? I could see some Glitterstim deals goin' down man! :)

*Insert joke here* I am above this low brow humor...

 

 

 

Cheers!

You wouldn't say that if you were role-playing some hanky-panky with a $5 dollar wookie.

This is stupid. :)

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This is stupid. :)

Yeah, but look at the overwhelming public opinion! The people have spoken, and they want pimps, hos, drug dealers and druggies, and bums. :D

Whatever. :lol:

Would we have an option to beat up Joe?

Never assume malice when stupidity is to blame.

I don't think a whorehouse would suit the Star Wars universe, if they implement it somehow, i think that it will get a more subtle name like 'massageinstitute'.

I second that....

Somehow I'm against this...

Yaw devs, Yaw!!! (

Like I've said before, the last brothel in the universe was destroyed in the great Slattern Wars.

 

:(

Yes. Aliens. Jawas. I'm sweaty just thinking about it.

Hell yes, skanky Twi'lek prostitutes. I mean, Atton Rand had to get his Alien STD from SOMEWHERE didn't he?!! :(

It was actually his father that bestowed him that, along with womanly looks and fetish for men...anyways, I don't want Joe, I want everybody's favorite crackhead Tyrone Biggums!

 

Like the good book says, he who throweth the first rock, and I shall smoketh it...

"Hey, there. You lookin' for some company?"

 

Options:

 

"I'm uh...a little busy at the moment. Sorry."

 

"No, thanks. There's alot of others around here who are willing, though."

 

"Hell yes. And lets make it quick."

 

(Force Persuade) "Yes. And you want to do it for free."

This is stupid. :rolleyes:

I figured you'd love it as long as the pimps aren't Jedi characters. :rolleyes:

"Console exclusive is such a harsh word." - Darque

"Console exclusive is two words Darque." - Nartwak (in response to Darque's observation)

Prostitutes fit well with the western theme so GL shouldn't be against it. :rolleyes:

Would we have an option to beat up Joe?

That kinda goes without saying. Thats what bums/hobos are for. Beating.

When you think about it, KOTOR1 has already delved into some pretty nasty territory with all the slavery, torture, etc. Drugs and druggies are practically a romp with mickey&pluto by comparison! So long as drug-use is treated in an anti-drug manner I can't see any PR/Lucasarts problems for OE. Heck, there's already oodles of drugs in SW novels! Pimps and ho's might be difficult to slip past lucasarts unfortunately... George Lucas is an american after all, and they're pretty puritanical about anything sexual. "Massage therapists" don't seem to be a problem however, even if they're slaves.

 

 

P.S. I hope there are a few closet-pervs at OE who are willing and capable of slipping more names like "Gerlon Two-Fingers" past Lucasarts!

There were drugs in the first game. The spice must flow!

"When is this out. I can't wait to play it so I can talk at length about how bad it is." - Gorgon.

We need better drugs for KotOR II, especially glitterstim, so you can read minds...

 

EDIT: *PC takes glitterstim, and then looks at Atton*

Atton, thinking: I wonder if this armor makes me look fat...

I think Force users can already read minds.

"When is this out. I can't wait to play it so I can talk at length about how bad it is." - Gorgon.

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