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I am currently suffering through/enjoying a bag of flavored sunflower seeds.

 

You see, the flavoring is on the outside of the shells. So I have to suck it off, then crack open the shell and eat the insides. Either I crack it inside my mouth, and spit out the remains of sunflower shells (fairly indignant) or spit out the seed, crack it, and then reinsert into my mouth.

 

Or I could try to eat the shell. None of these options seem appealing.

 

Why create such a product?

Posted

I wish they would just shell the damn things then flavor them...

The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.

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Posted
I wish they would just shell the damn things then flavor them...

They do.

"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."

 

- Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials

 

"I have also been slowly coming to the realisation that knowledge and happiness are not necessarily coincident, and quite often mutually exclusive" - meta

Posted

I like the salted ones in their shells, it gives my hands something to do when I am reading.

 

 

TripleRRR

Using a gamepad to control an FPS is like trying to fight evil through maple syrup.

Posted

They're more expensive for the pre-shelled kind though. That extra money I save by buying the non shelled variety is money that could go towards KOTOR2 (yes, I'm a miser).

Posted
Damn you for injecting logic and common-sense into my thread!

 

I am so easily thwarted!

Muhahahahahahahahahah! :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Super ninja?

Posted
:ph34r: Run away, Run away! :ph34r:

Who are you?

Are you touching me?

No, that's my leg.

Really, you should let go.

Stop pulling it -- LET GO.

It's not very funny anymore.

HEY, that really hurts.

I SAID STOP PULLI.. *RIIIIP* YARRR.

Posted
They're more expensive for the pre-shelled kind though. That extra money I save by buying the non shelled variety is money that could go towards KOTOR2 (yes, I'm a miser).

I'm guessing that's because the shelled kind's weight (that's how it's measured, right?) is pure seeds, whereas the unshelled kind's weight includees the shell. You'd be getting more seeds from the shelled (ie eat more), plus of course they're processed more (shelled).

 

However a lot of ppl I know get sunflower seeds just to do something - ie keep themselves busy. If I had the shelled seeds then I'd be shovelling them into my mouth and they'd be finished ini no time.

Spreading beauty with my katana.

Posted

I was just at the store and both shelled and unshelled were the same price.

"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."

 

- Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials

 

"I have also been slowly coming to the realisation that knowledge and happiness are not necessarily coincident, and quite often mutually exclusive" - meta

Posted
cool, but are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

They could be carried.

"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."

 

- Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials

 

"I have also been slowly coming to the realisation that knowledge and happiness are not necessarily coincident, and quite often mutually exclusive" - meta

Posted
cool, but are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

They could be carried.

By a swallow ?

 

Yeah right :o

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

Posted
cool, but are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

They could be carried.

By a swallow ?

 

Yeah right :o

Well, they could grip it by the husk or something.

"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."

 

- Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials

 

"I have also been slowly coming to the realisation that knowledge and happiness are not necessarily coincident, and quite often mutually exclusive" - meta

Posted
cool, but are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

They could be carried.

By a swallow ?

 

Yeah right :o

...across Lac Dinneshire???... ;)

 

 

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And I knew if I had my chance, I could egg on a few Trolls to "dance",
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Posted

Not even two swallows are strong enough to carry a coconut. Not even if trying to use the thermals of Lac Dinneshire

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

Posted
Not even two swallows are strong enough to carry a coconut. Not even if trying to use the thermals of Lac Dinneshire

...yes, but ye must remember that said swallows secretely be the agents o' the Evil BillGatesinator an' the Easthaven Squirrel Posse, thus givin' them super STR... :unsure:

 

 

...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

A long, long time ago, but I can still remember,
How the Trolling used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance, I could egg on a few Trolls to "dance",
And maybe we'd be happy for a while.
But then Krackhead left and so did Klown;
Volo and Turnip were banned, Mystake got run out o' town.
Bad news on the Front Page,
BIOweenia said goodbye in a heated rage.
I can't remember if I cried
When I heard that TORN was recently fried,
But sadness touched me deep inside,
The day...Black Isle died.


For tarna, Visc, an' the rest o' the ol' Islanders that fell along the way

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