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Funny Stuff: The Funny Strikes Back

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On 7/7/2020 at 6:37 PM, Orogun01 said:

We also love Slowpoke Rodriguez.

 

"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    7 hours ago, Guard Dog said:

     

    the good old days when having fun was allowed

    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    Quote for the Day:  "Just because I'm gay, doesn't mean I don't know how to please a woman. You buy them a dress that has pockets."

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Scotty doesn't know."

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Stairway to Heaven.  Because ALL guitarists will try it eventually.

     

    I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    4 hours ago, Raithe said:
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    the fact that the tube for breathing and the tube for eating are connected is not a flaw. imagine having a bad cold and no air passes through your nose and you can't breathe from your mouth because the mouth is not connected to the tube that sends air to the lungs.

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Other reasons why Garak was one of the best Star Trek characters...

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Finally, a protest for a worthy cause!

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

    Don't spam racist movies. It's rude.

    DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

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    Hey, I'm up here...

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    Makes you wonder what Dinosaurs really looked like.. ;)

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Says the UK....  a slaver country that still bows to royalty. HAHAHAHA.... and arrests 12 year old boys for saying mean things. 😛  Yet will flee at the moment someone actually violent looks at them.

    DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

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