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Raithe

Raithe

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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12 hours ago, Raithe said:
Image may contain: cloud, possible text that says 'This is probably the best photo of the "Dragon Storm" which's hitting Egypt today. A thunderstorm over the Great Pyramids of Giza. Donner Party Rock Anthem @ldrinkh20 Great now we have to deal with mummies too'

On the slopes of Dragonmount he shall be born. Born of a maiden wedded to no man. He will be of the ancient blood and raised by the old blood. When the winds of Tarmon Gai'don scour the earth he will face the Shadow and bring forth Light again in the world. For he shall come like the breaking dawn and shatter the world again with his coming, and make it anew.

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Raithe

Raithe

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

Raithe

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Raithe

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Image may contain: 1 person, possible text that says 'Kevin M. Kruse @KevinMKruse We've experienced parts of this before, just never all at once. As others noted, it's like the Spanish flu of 1918 and the stock market crash of 1929 at the same time, but overseen by Harding's total incompetence plus Nixon's pettiness and paranoia. It's like Disaster Voltron. Meena Harris @meenaharris 10h Serious question when was the last time we experienced something like this? Accepting responses from historians only'
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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

Raithe

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

Raithe

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Image may contain: 1 person, possible text that says 'Quinoaluigi @synthandlasers People: "I want 2020 to be like the roarin' twenties!" Earth: "Alright, infectious disease is spreading." People: "No, not like that." Earth: "The US stock market is tanking." People: "Wait..." Earth: "LMAO Bars can't be open anymore." 1:10 AM 17 Mar 20 Twitter for Android'
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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

Raithe

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

Raithe

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

Raithe

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

Chilloutman

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Epic xD

I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

Raithe

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

Raithe

Raithe

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Image may contain: possible text that says 'Molly Tolsky @mollytolsky Pro-tip for couples suddenly working from home together: Get yourselves an imaginary coworker to blame things on. In our apartment, Cheryl keeps leaving her dirty water cups all over the place and we really don't know what to do about her.'
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Pretty much applies everywhere...  😉

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

Raithe

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

Raithe

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Raithe

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Raithe

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If you get sick because you're forced to go to work you are morally encouraged to go to your manager, hug them, and tell them "The Lannisters send their regards"
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Raithe

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Image may contain: 1 person, possible text that says 'soul nate @MNateShyamalan "i can't go because of coronavirus" -whiny boring weak "i've sworn an oath of solitude til the blight is purged from these lands" heroic, valiant -they will assume you have a sword impossible to check if you really have a sword because of coronavirus'
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Raithe

Raithe

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Raithe

Raithe

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Image may contain: 1 person, possible text that says 'The Salty Mamas @saltymamas Someday our kids will have kids. Those kids will complain that they're bored and want to go somewhere. So our kids will tell their kids about the time they couldn't leave their house for a month because of a pandemic. This is our kids "2 mile walk in the snow uphill" moment. 8:13 PM 3/17/20 Twitter for Android'
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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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