The Secret of the Sith Lords

[EnderAndrew]

The secret of the Sith Lords was wearing women's underwear. Having something silky and comfortable against your skin has helped many a warrior win.

That's funny. One of the long-running jokes of my Star Wars RPG group for years was this droid that published conspiracy theory hourly.

 

One popular conspiracy theory was that Emperor Palpatine wore pink panties.

 

To quote Wesley from the Princess Bride, "they're terribly comfortable. In the future I think everybody will be wearing them."

[Topaz Quasar]

The secret of the Sith is the dark side & the ancient Sith arts.

[macewinduJr.]

The secret of the Sith Lords was wearing women's underwear. Having something silky and comfortable against your skin has helped many a warrior win.

But women's underwear would pinch certain areas of the male anatomy...

 

 

 

 

 

*SHIVERS*

[OrganisedChaos]

The secret .. was wearing women's underwear. Having something silky and comfortable against your skin has helped many a warrior win.

 

Well maybe we shouldn't underestimate Atton then

 

Now we know how he survived for this long, although maybe it would have been better if he'd died. The price seems too high for me

[macewinduJr.]

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Whitemithrandir]

Yes, it would be cool to visit old massasi temples and maybe one or more of the sith ghosts can be redempted.

[The_Prodigal_Knight]

When you ask Ajunta about the Star Map, he says something like "I will not reviel our brother's most valuble secret." I think the secret is nothing more than the dark taint from the star map.