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"Vin Diesel once sneezed so hard a nearby building exploded. Upon seeing the explosion, Vin Diesel flew around the world counterclockwise fast enough to reverse time. After he had reversed time for 10 minutes, He went back to the building and went inside. He then punched Stalin in the face. Thus, Communism fell."
"Vin Diesel can express the square root of -1 as a real number."
"COQ AU VIN DIESEL
1 chicken, cut up
1 tbsp. butter mixed with 1 tbsp. flour
Salt and pepper
1 cup vodka
1 can whoop-ass
1 clove garlic, minced
1/4 lb. butter
Parsley, chopped
2 oz. diesel fuel
10 sm. white onions
Bouquet Garni: parsley, thyme, bay leaf"