Kor Qel Droma

Nine Inch Nails - Closer

800 points! Do they throw in some hookers and blow with that?

Ron Sexsmith - Secret Heart Hey, I managed to finally quit listening to Ghostland Observatorys' Sad Sad City/ Piano Man nonstop!

Mine did that a little while ago. If it happens again, be concerned. If not, then no.

Personally, I blame both my lack of deking skills and the EA rosters for putting in Stoll and Torres.

Haha I was just looking at the standings myself. Let's see, what's my predictions? Eastern Conference: Montreal(1) vs. Boston(8 ): Montreal in seven. Tim Thomas will stand on his head a whole lot during this long first round series, but the Bruins will lack scoring. Pittsburgh(2) vs Ottawa(7): Pens in five. Washington(3) vs Philly(6): Caps in seven? Philly is hot right now. But something about a young team of Russians under the wing of Sergei Federov could really be the birth of something here. Then again, this will be the first playoff experience for a few of the Caps roster. And aside from hot **** d-man Mike Green, who would really want a defence made up of Tom Poti, Brian Pothier and Jeff Schultz? Jersey(4) vs Rangers(5): Rangers in six. If they show up. Western Conference: Detroit(1) vs Nashville(8 ): Nashville in six. Both teams have mixed it up in the past before, but I think Nashville will be hungrier. San Jose(2) vs Calgary(7): Sharks in three. Because Calgary sucks that bad. Minnesota(3) vs Colorado(6): Minnesota in five. The trap of the west will come alive! And Ryan Smyth will cry. Anaheim(4) vs Dallas(5): Ducks in four. Although Dallas has won its past two games, they've looked godawful the half dozen or so before those. Pronger will go a whole series without being suspended. With the amount of divisional matchups in the first round, I can see these games being pretty violent. Go playoffs!

Hahaha, getting outshot 9-2 isn't that bad Kyle, you evened things out near the end there. WHEN THE SCORE WAS 4-0!!!!

She's all tied up, Krookster! I wonder how many rotations my defenceman did on that one hit in the second game? A 540? Or could it have even been a 720?

That's weird, I don't remember Hurlshot 'owning' me...

Oh and look out for the Marty Reasoner/Zack Stortini wristshot!

Knocked Up. Again. I still laugh my ass off at the pink eye scene and all the stoner humor, but I never realized how plastic the hawt chicks belly looked. It needed more stretch marks.

Lol, are you gonna be the Caps or the Pens?

I'll remember Heston for great performances in The Omega Man, Planet Of the Apes and Soylent Green. Then I'll turn a blind eye to everything afterwards.

Even though the Canucks were routed by the Flames tonight, I'd like to tip my hat to Trevor Linden. Ahhh, memories of the '94 cup finals... Even though I'm lolling at the Viagra sign right above the exit to the Canucks dressing room. I wonder if Markus Naslund just played his last game in a Canucks Jersey as well. He'd better not end up in Anaheim next season. And I think it's great that the Caps are going to get a taste of the playoffs. I think if they match up with Ottawa in the first round they've got a pretty good shot at advancing. Phildelphia is hot again, so that may be a better series to watch. First round starts April 9th, does it not?

El Jaguarino is a night owl. He likes to play in the wee hours of the morining. That being said, he's on a little bit of a hiatus right now due to school commitments.

Reign Over Me. Sad and depressing, but still a worthwhile film.

The playoffs aren't looking like they will be much fun for Calgary or Ottawa.

Wow, some of these maps are pretty cool. Creek is huge. Chinatown is a cluster****.

Volorant! Edmonton is trying to pad their PK stats tonight against Vancouver. Of course, if we quit taking stoopid penalties (please don't resign Mattieu Roy next year, Kevin Lowe!) we'd have more shots.

Hahaha Calgary.

Don't be hating just because you lack the testicular fortitude required to play the game.

Where's my new CoD4 maps god damn it!?!@@!?!

Well, that's the thing with Vologic. Only one person really truely understands it. I, too, am tired of seeing Lidstrom win the Norris year after year, but like Alan was alluding to, he is just about the smartest d-man in the league. Although Volo is right on one point, Pronger should have won the award for the year of the Oilers' cup run.

Yar, I'm really enjoying this stuff, Ghostland Observatory -