I would ask 20 questions.
1. Tell me all the numbers in Pi.
2. If you drink in heaven, do you get a hangover?
3. Did you really speak to George W. Bush?
4. and 5. How many angels/devils does it take to change a lightbulb?
6. Was/is the CEO of IPLY antichrist?
7. Can I go and shout insults at people who are in Hell?
8. Do all the hawt and easy women go to Hell?
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