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I remember this one time growing, a cow on our ranch needed to have her calf turned. So I had to reach in and turn the calf myself. The we hooked up this strap to its front legs and anchored the other end to a truck and pulled it out. How come they don't do that more?

In some of those Britney Spears upskirt pics her caesarian scar was totally visible. Classy. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> She didn't birth that puppy the old fashion way? What about that statue of her with the baby crowning?

Abortion is almost as sexy as a c-section scar

Seattle, of course

Chiefs, duh Sonic Youth ~ Kotton Krown

Yeah, but Peyton can hang when it comes to ints

Yeah, Farve has won a few playoff games

The Undiscovered Country. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Scotland?

If Peyton doesn't give the game away

Gorillaz ~ O Green World

Halftime of the Chiefs and Colts Maybe I can go a full 30min. w/o hearing that Mellincamp song "This is Our Country." The Cougar needs be flogged

Ben Folds Five ~ Lullabye

You can't tell from his post and how easily he sunburns?

May Some how this movie is listed as a comedy, but its not too terribly funny. What is really disturbing about this movie is how eerily similiar the main charater is to a girl I grew up with. I dunno if I would recomend this movie to anyone really. Well I guess I'm off to watch either Bubba Ho-Tep or go over to my friend Mattie's and watch a copy of Grindhouse I'm sure I don't want to know how he obtained.

Shadowrun -- snes

Yes!!! I had almost forgotten about those guys, was never really into SoulFly Social D -- Through These Eyes

Thats the sport where they combine yard bowling and hopscotch?

Oh, I thought Fight Fight Fight was an Ungly Kid Joe Song

George Washington This movie is sorta of like a cross between Gummo and Requiem For A Dream has the same "I want to shoot myself" effect too

What About Bob? I've seen this movie a bunch of times, but just realized Frank Oz directed it, Dr. Marvin: I want some peace and quiet! Bob: Well I'll be quiet. Siggy: And I'll be peace.

You can hew anything from the bones of fornicators

You guys choked pretty bad tonight, still better then the egg we laid tonight.

But just like interpol, almost all Pogue songs sound the same, drunken. Sonic Youth -- teenage riot

Depends on the tree and the person. If there was a 500yr. old oaktree and a habitual sex offender and I could only save one, I'd choose the oak tree, but then again I don't blindly support sex offenders the way you do, perv.

The NHL should use this possible move to open new markets, not give competition to teams already working in the market.