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Laozi

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  1. ::Read in reverse::

    It's Earl again. Well, how else are you

    to live except by denial, by some

    palatable fiction, some little song to

    sing while the inevitable, the black and

    white blindsiding fact, comes hurtling

    toward you out of the deep?

  2. Born in west virginia oh no.

    Married to the preacher oh no.

    Shes always looking at me.

    Shes always looking at me.

    Shes such a charmer oh no.

  3. Ghostland Observatory ~ Robotique Majestique

    Get on it....

  4. Hey now! Hey now!

    Iko, Iko, unday

    Giacomo feeno ai nan?

    Giacomo fee nan?

  5. I'm sure there's a great deal of switching back and forth but I think more often then not bears are tops, unless they happen to be power bottoms

    Frank: What's a power bottom?

    Mac: A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power

  6. In my good times

    There were always golden rocks to throw

    at those who admit defeat too late

    Those were our times, those were our times

  7. In Sitka, because they are fond of them,

    People have named the seals. Every seal

    is named Earl because they are killed one

    after another by the orca, the killer

    whale; seal bodies tossed left and right

    into the air. "At least he didn't get

    Earl," someone says. And sure enough,

    after a time, that same friendly,

    bewhiskered face bobs to the surface

  8. Oh say, say, say

    Wait, they don’t love you like I love you; wait, they don’t love you like I love you

  9. Running 'round on feet of clay

    Naked except for a per pet ual death

    That couldn't be stripped away

    And i'm right to prove wrong

    It moved him along closer to division day

  10. The best of these eyelids

    Is where I keep

    But I will not weep there 'til you arrive

  11. The times we had

    Oh, when the wind would blow with rain and snow

    Were not all bad

    We put our feet just where they had, had to go

  12. Through science we can find out what you'll look like after puberty

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  13. We were born for dying

    Short time to prepare for long time in the sky and

    No matter what you believe you must admit

    Some things are not like they seem

  14. When she will marry me outside with the willow trees

    And play the songs we made

  15. yeah, ignore that.

    be sure to pull some kid's sweater over his head and go to town on his skull, in the true tradition ofthe american sportsman

  16. you know who you are.

    sweetheart, bitter heart,

    now i can't tell you apart.

  17. You stand taller then any 7'0" ex-basketball player turned marketing icon.

    Also wider.

  18. 19 days till left

  19. 96 like my profile says, lol. Actually I'm 17, but my birthday is a little over a month away.

  20. A Simon & Simon fan, eh

  21. a woman stares out at the sea

  22. Age and wedlock tame even a wildest man.

  23. Age/Weight/Sex check

  24. alas, I remember when I used to run into you from time to time on the internetz. Oh well, I'll just eat these fresh baked cookies and think of you

  25. All I want is to be.

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