PrimeJunta

I'd like to see a hard(-ish) relatively near-future (max +200 years or so) sci-fi game that's not cyberpunk. Turn-based of course. Lead Designer Tim Cain.

It's kludgy because it's solving a problem that shouldn't be there in the first place.

That's real kludgy though. Long-term buffs needed to go. Put stuff like that on items instead.

@Longknife At least I've bowed out of the "serious" discussion a while ago simply because I'm really bored of it. From where I'm at there's approximately zero give-and-take here; each side is simply talking past one another. It's only fun to say the same thing so many times. So I write stupid verse instead. It's more amusing and about as useful.

Icks-a-mittle, in a British rather than 'Murican accent.

@Luckmann It's okay, you'll always be a GG'er for me.

@Luckmann Did you read my GG anthem at least? I hope you read it. You're in it.

I use P:E. Already did when it was Project Eternity and never bothered changing.

Correct.

Melody: Every Sperm Is Sacred There are Commies in the world There are Feminists There are Lib'rals, and Lefties, and then There are those that follow Sarkeesian, but I've never been one of them I'm a Gamer Gater And have been since before it was born And you know what they say of GG'ers: 'Tis a movement that thinks with its horn You don't have to be a half-tonner. You don't have to have a neckbeard. You don't have to live in a basement, you're A Gamer Gater just like Firedorn Because Every verse is sacred Every verse is great If a verse gets changéd I get quite irate (RPG CODEX:) Every verse is sacred Every verse is great If a verse gets changéd We get quite irate (MACRAE:) Let the backers scratch theirs On the crumbling stone We shall make THEM pay for every verse that can't be found. (RPG CODEX:) Every verse is wanted Every verse is good Every verse is needed For our morning wood (LUCKMANN:) Lib'ral, Lefty, Fem'nist Tweets theirs just anywhere But we love a studio who treats our Verses with more care (WAY OFF-TOPIC:) Every verse is sacred Every verse is great (POE GENERAL DISCUSSION:) If a verse gets wasted (RPG CODEX:) ...We get quite irate (LUCKMANN:) Every verse is sacred (MUNGRI and MACRAE:) Every verse is good (NECKBEARDS:) Every verse is needed (RICHARD DAWKINS:) In your neighborhood! (RPG CODEX:) Every verse is useful, Every verse is fine. (FUNERAL CORTEGE:) We need everybody's (FIREDORN:) Mine! (SARKEESIAN:) And mine! (EVERYBODY:) Not hers! (LONGKNIFE:) Let the fem'nist tweet hers On Twitter and Tumblr and blog. (GAMERGATE:) We shall strike her down for Each verse that we don't want. (EVERYONE:) Every verse is sacred, Every verse is good Every verse is needed For our morning wood. Every verse is sacred Every verse is great If a verse gets changéd We get quite iraaaaaaaate!

This thread is serious business.

Yeah that one voice actretsts tstsoundtsts her etstsetsts rather too tstseverely.

@soedenone Your first one was better. Pay attention to scansion. It doesn't have to be perfect but it makes a difference. A Jute in love with Chaos Was jealous of another's applause But his barbs fell flat For he was only a prat Whose verse was a complete loss.

(Don't anybody tell them about the Pillar of Screaming Testicles project.)

@Mungri Yes. A line has to be drawn: this far, and no further.

I always wear this kind of thing to international press conferences, personally. Except with more dongs.

I went to work once wearing a shirt with dongs on it. My boss made me change. OPPRESSHUN!

^ Not fair. With only 26 posts I don't have anywhere near enough material to work with.

A Vailian dandy named Mungri For fine hats ever was hungry Lacking a milliner He turned into a pillager To rob citizens of their dungaree!

There once was a bro named Qbert Whose feelings were terribly hurt When his favorite studio Felt a verse wasn't apropos For a spot where a bard was interred.

It would be fun though if it was terrible enough.

@Qbert limericks are supposed to be funny. Just sayin'.

Guttural? That's just offensive! D: (It's 17:00, it's noticeable that you're finnish.. or.. you know.. living in Denmark) I'm visiting Finland. It's six o'clock here.

Anyone for a sestina? Keywords froth, delight, rift, circle, speak, rage.

Here's another one: There once was a man from Scania who had a peculiar mania: he would speak in tones guttural of Marxists cultural for he feared they'd move in from Tanzania! (Must stop drunkposting now.)