Upon the imaginary number system being revealed to me in high school (that's college to you yanks), I invented my own number system.
I'm still working out a lot of the details, but I'll share the main point here with you.
Just as the imaginary number system is based on
i = √-1
my number system is based on
r = log 0
∴ Natural log is r = ln 0
I christened it the ridiculous number system. :D
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My brain hurts seeing all of those damned formulae..