Sargallath Abraxium

Wow, now I really do feel like a thirty-something with bleak prospects. Really, I have to say that it sure beat the three years I spent on Guam. ugh. People, I remember the 1964 Olympics... ...B.C.???... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...jus' needed ta reiterate me point... ...burn INEPTPLAY, BURN!!!

...hehehe...I's willin' ta be dollars ta donuts that ye'd git unretired real quick if'n ya was asked ta QA "Jeffy" or "Van Buren", eh ol' dwarf?!?!...hehehe...jus' think o' it, lad; Josh's dream DnD game would be yers first...hehehe... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...Another Planescape game would be jawesome, but it ain't gonna happen... ...ta 'ave Jeffy back on track would make me smile; so they dunna e'er wanna do that... ...an' plus, IT IS KotOR 2, so why e'en bother ta place yer wishlist now... <_< ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

Sometimes. and sometimes it is red, and others it is a nice rainbow color. ...ye've been doin' some strange things wit' it, then... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...jus' so's ya feels yer closure: Ajantis: turned inta stew meat in Windspear Hills. Branwen: Got knocked up, opened the first Pay & Pray in Waterdeep. Coran: Survived Safana's treachery, so I jus' killed his sorry arse. Dynaheir: Irenicus was inta necrofelia, so figure it out. Edwin: Disappeared; Edwina, on the other hand, sucks a mean...ummm, ne'ermind. Eldoth: who knows, who cares. Faldorn: Got biatchslapped by Jaheira in the Druid Grove. Garrick: Again, who knows, who cares. Imoen: She turned all Slayer on me, so's I ended her pain on the Throne o' Bullshyte. Jaheira: Found out she really was a mean ol' dyke biatch, joined the LPGA. Kagain: Changed his name to Korgan. Khalid: Although it looked as if Irenicus did him in, really swallowed his own tongue while whining for his life. Kivan: Traded his bow for a blow-up Imoen doll; hasn't been seen since. Minsc: Somewhere in the forests of Tethyr, throwing nuts to squirrels. Montaron: Xar's biatch in the AfterLife. Quayle: Still with the Circus, teaching Illusionist Magic to the elephants. Safana: Wolfwere appetiser. Shar-Teel: Met up with Jaheira on the 17th hole in Pebble Beach, the two are very happy together. Skie: Keeps in touch with Shar-Teel (she's very bendy, after all) Tiax: Survived Spellhold; starts his Rule of All tommorrow...maybe the next day. Viconia: Lolth's biatch in the AfterLife. Xan: Does anyone really care? Xzar: Damn Harpers! Yeslick: Still looking for Kagain... ...happy???... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

"The Cat Came Back...The Very Next Day; The Cat Came Back...He Thought He Was A Goner, But The Cat Came Back...He Just Couldn't Stay Away" ...admit it, ye missed us Board Geeks & Gecklings, didna ya???... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...or jus' cuz we's bored... ...or jus' cuz it's Grommo The Klown on the other end... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...likes I says earlier ('afore it got sooo rudely deleted...like soo many o' me posts these days...fascist b@st@rds :angry: ), the ones who cries an' moans 'bout "I'm putting you on my ignore list, infidel!" ne'er follow through wit' theys lame threats anyways cuz theys afraid theys is gonna miss somethin' if'n they does...PM-Ignore, fine, knock yerselves out; but as fer the norm postin's, if'n ya dunna wanna read 'em then DON'T...saves much more time than jus' whinin' an' complainin' 'bout peoples all the damn time... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah... ...Nah, NAh, NAH, NAH... ...WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVEEEEE... ...GOODBYE!!!... ...hehehe...Karma, who knew...hehehe... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...I knows I was told already 'bout pickin' fights an' all that, but I jus' had ta say, amigo, that ye sounds like da only games ya likes be da ones that ye can powergame yer arse off in...ye said yer a big story fan, yet compared ta PC games, most Console games, which ya said be yer style, be weak on story an' utterly cheddar on combat...if'n ya havna yet, try an' find yerself a copy o' Planescape: Torment; this game may change yer attitude towards PC D&D RPGs... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...hehehe...that be why I gits me "downright rudeness" outta da way in public...saves time... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...whether theys can afford it or not, the gutter be too good fer Herve & Co... :angry: ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...hehehe...yea, me & Herve on a lonely streetcorner pitchin' ideas fer BG3 wit' a Wemic lead PC... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...well, I does imagine all da love-PMs ya gits from Grommo da Klown be makin' yer hubby jealous... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...bah...most o' da peoples who whine 'bout "yer goin' on me ignore list!!" ne'er stick ta theys guns, anyways, jus' in case they misses somethin'...damn, there still be a few peoples 'ere from da ol' BIS Boards that's been sayin' theys puttin' me on theys ignore list fer o'er 2 years now, yet theys ne'er has yet...I imagines theys has more fun jus' whinin' 'bout it... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...ye fergot da "jus' dunna expect a paycheck" part...hehehe... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...hehehe...sneaks up on us, eh, lad...dunna let these diaper-wearin' snot-noses git ya down...a bigger number jus' means we be battle-hardened... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

hey do people from obsidian even read these messages ...not when they sees me name as the topic-starter, usually...guess it be an ol' carry-o'er grudge from the ol' BIS Boards... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

Rampaging through the fields, brandishing a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Sargallath Abraxium! And he gives a cruel roar: "For the love of beatings, I shall avenge my ancestors!" ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

Could this be start of an beatiful flame war? Maybe this could get as good as sargy vs mystique... ...like tripleR says, I's ain't 'round 'nuff anymores fer proper flammage ta be tossed; not ta mention da fact that Beerfish, although a ragin' **** sphincter-smoocher, be an OK lad (from what I's seen o' him in the last few years) an' relatively harmless, if diluted...kinda like Tiax in SoA; crazy as a bag o' hammers, but relatively fun ta watch... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...meh...da BIOweenia Boards has always been jus' a bunch o' rabid **** FanMonkeys an' li'l else; from Day 1 if'n ye e'er said the least li'l thing 'gainst BIOweenia, be it constructive criticism or not, on da Boards there, ya was cut up by a rabid FanMonkey Mod an', in many occassions, banned on the spot... :angry: ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...I's'll ne'er post at da IneptPlay Boards e'er again (might be a good reason fer lots o' folks 'ere ta keep postin' there... )...BIS is dead; da real BIS, anyways... :angry: ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...there was a plot in SoA???...damn, I musta missed that wit' the endless amount o' mindless side-questin'...was it MacBeth???... <_< ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

Kind of you to reply Out of sympathy for us Think about it Oh great designer Really there must be a way 2 give us a hint ...hehehe...yer losin' more marbles daily, Krackhead...nice poem, though... ...an' look at it this way, lads & lasses; at least it ain't gonna be 'nother Jefferson situation (wit' Tymora's Blessin', anyways)... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...