Cycloneman

I don't know why you come into LoF's threads and **** them up with this all the time. It doesn't contribute anything, and it's really obnoxious.

So, okay, you can't talk about your experience playing Alpha Protocol, I get it. But can you talk about your experience playing Delta Pact?

All video games have bugs in them during preview stage, it's pretty unprofessional to go around "warning" people about it. But apparently a few titles that got rushed out before they were finished poison the benefit of the doubt for a title that is going to come out eight months later than originally planned.

Yes, read his post:

n...no... my video game... But seriously, what are they complaining about? I keep reading these things and besides the IGN guy's mention of bugs, what's the problem? No "segue cut scenes"? I don't even know what that means... does it mean that the game doesn't have me staring at that goddamn mass driver, like in Mass Effect, or what? And I've seen plenty of conversation in the video previews, and it didn't look bad or anything.

You're only reinforcing my negative behavior with your response, Rorie. Allow me to review:No pretend anger/rage = no response Ange/rage = response Perhaps you should re-examine YOUR behavior, and "take it easy," champ. I am literally shaking with rage, and am not typing but rather POUNDING the keys on this here keyboard.

Goddammit, Rorie! What the hell is your job if not answering this kind of question???

A source would be nice, Mr. Internet Poster. For all I know, you could be LoF's alt!

I remember reading something about dialogue only missions, but I can't find it now. Has there been confirmation that they exist in this game?

Look, there has been footage of social interaction where Michael isn't running around, waving his gun at everybody. Clearly, during conversation Michael will put away his gun, or even hide it!

I'm sorry, I couldn't find my copy of Game Informer. Do you mean Mina Tang? If not, could you give a physical description of this character?

nope, sorry, lof owns. I mean just look at this. Just look at this. I was just re-reading his old posts and I burst out laughing at this.

Because he's the most consistently interesting poster on this forum. Evidence: he's only been on these forums for, what, four months and he's already got three sig quotes (AFAIK). His posts are so memorable, people keep bringing them up months later. He is so good at being entertaining some guy just empty quoted his sig. I could probably find like twenty or more posts going "lol" and "lof rules."

lol you still buy GI. I have two major memories of Game Informer: 1. They gave Paper Mario 2 (or whatever the hell) a bad rating because they didn't like the plot, even though they thought the gameplay was good. 2. They said Mad Catz makes quality controllers. I have bought two controllers from Mad Catz. Both of them are broken.

You have 9 skills, you can either pick three of them to have a specialty in or just pick a predetermined set of specialties (the classes), IIRC.

Here, let me help. douche much? Nope.

Here, let me help.

Won it off a dev, I'm getting it free.

Because I'm not going to be buying the game no matter what, ergo they have nothing to lose?

You guys have said that there's an achievement for not romancing any of the women in the game. What's the name of this achievement?

Ah, man, I just found this troll post I made two years ago, have to share it with someone: In his latest ingenious plot to take over the world, Dr. Wily allies himself with Dr. Light once more, pretending that the whole time he was mind controlled by a slug in his brain. The two design a world-travelling robot, capable of phasing between universes, which goes by the name of Cyclone Man (not an author insert), a mad cool antihero who is designed to go evil. Surprisingly, Cyclone Man rebels against his creators and starts traversing the universes. The other characters are: Mario, a drug addicted hippy hero who got to do it with the princess of the hippy kingdom he comes from again and again. Mrs. Samus Malkovich, a pretty-girl-with-a-gun who is obsessed with her hair, yet has to wear a heavy power suit in order to make money to buy dresses and necklaces. Solid Snake, a nerdy, nice kid who kept getting pushed around in school by Otacon, and in his adult life was forced to go save the world. Master Chief, a idiotic, killing obsessed "Spartan" who hits on Samus all the time. Ferretdis, a mad god of death who loves pain and killing. Duckel, a nice, prettiful girly-girl god of life and fertility who think Ferretdis is a meany-poo. The main plot, after the handful (10-) of comics dedicated to introducing the cast and explaining their origins, is that the gang arrives in the world of Pok

Needs , or I ain't playing.

You guys do realize there's a difference between "setting" and "plot," right? Like, the Hero being the CHOSEN ONE is a piece of plot, whereas a country full of ape-men with a central american theme named Ifj'agy is setting. I guess I don't get this thread. Anyway, we should totally have there be a race of "ape-men," with some weird name or whatever, and then this race occupies literally every country that is not obviously European. Well, maybe we could make some kind of lizard-men who occupy the "Asian" countries. See, get it? Because the "human" characters occupy the Europe-based countries, whereas the monsters inhabit the non-European countries, just like in a lot of fantasy settings...