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"Pants are for faries!" "Ugh, this is a big mistake. Maybe I should just go..." ( a ) "Your just afraid! Afraid of what I am! I'm crazy, and that scares you. You sit at home each night, in fear. In fear, not of me, not of crazy, but of yourself. Your afraid of what I might do to you. How I might make you feel. Well, you may think I'm crazy, but you know what I think? I think that crazy might just be what you are looking for!" ( b ) "No, please don't go! I'll stop." *Pull up pants*

I just finnished the bag of Taco Doritos. I'm not fat.

Ohhhh yeeeaaahhhhh. "Sir! Are you mad!?" Well, perhaps it wasn't the best idea for you to get to it right in the hallway, but hey, a man has needs. Looks like Mindy has arrived, and what a mynx! A very kinky looking girl. The kind you don't take home to mother. It looks like she will never let your spirits down, once you get her off the street, ow girl. "I err, um... Hello, I'm Lou Gutman, P.I. And you are Mindy?" "Well, yes, but... Do you think you could put your pants on?" ( a ) Pants are for fairies. ( b ) I'm sorry. Of course.

I hope you don't get sick from the one I ate off of the ground.

*Boom* The door flies open and you pump round after round into the head of the person behind the door. Who needs to wait and see who it is. They interrupted your nap and now they must pay, with justice! Lucky for you, it turns out to be a collector working for the local lone shark that you borrowed some money from. When is this guy going to learn to stop sending his Kronies over here. It looks like it is time to: ( a ) Get down to business, if you know what I mean. *wink* *wink* I mean necrophillia. ( b ) Go back into your office and wait for Mandy to show up.

Is he right fellas? I mean, is he right?

Wow, it's almost like we are the same person. Like, you were an alternate me or something.

A Dorito I found on the floor.

He is sorry. He had to do it.

I just opened a bag of Taco flavored Doritos. I'm not fat.

On some new diet?

And don't link something from the Lucasarts forums.

I just finished the Doritos bag.

Doritos.

Did Gabrielle jump into your body when I wasn't looking?

Hurray for the theme from the 1970's film Love Story.

What a loser.

Oh, you guys and your vocabulary.

Darn. It happened again.

Why don't you cry about it. Cry baby.

I personally don't want it to look like the Jedi Knight series.

O RLY

Pa-ching.

Private Investigator?

I believe you mean goony.