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Hurray for Volourn!

Yeah, but now its crap and we have to read your stupid posts about blowing up a fictional race of beings that bothered you. And yes, we have to read them. I am forced to read your posts. FORCED TO!

Yeah, it does say she is an Arab-American.

No, it's six. Guy and wife get in car crash. Sex. Sex was a dream. Wife supposedly drowns in car. Sex. Sex was a dream. No body found. Sex. Sex was a dream. Detective on his case. Sex. Sex was a dream. People murdered, think it is protagonist's fault. Sex. Sex was a dream. I haven't finished the movie yet, but it really sort of follows a similar story as the 5th movie, just more sexy situations.

I should hope so. Oh God I hope so.

I guess I was wrong about this Hellraiser movie. Kinky. It has like, ten times the sex.

Kinky.

You know what? You ruin all of my posts Baley.

Kinky.

And then, it turns out that he doesn't return, and it's an hour and a half of Alfred weeping in the corner.

Can I borrow your time machine sometime? Because thats really the only way you would know that for sure, unless you plan on killing her.

Rocking the boat! Am I right fellas? I mean, am I right?

Yeah, except these are all essentially the same movies, just the main character and his job have changed.

She crazy.

I think they made too many Hellraiser movies. Lets see, I am on the sixth one now.

Well, I'm not going to say you will get to sexually harass me, but yes, you will be able to.

What would the setting be?

Batman Forever!

I'm just curious if anyone besides me, Laozi, and Kor actually read that thing. And Satan shouldn't have been such a pansie girly.

the thread was hijacked from its inception. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know, I was reffering to the people on the first page (mainly Hades).

Yeah, but like, a bunch of people are taking it seriously...

Did any of you actually read this thing?

But I did create all life. There is no question, only truth.

So, am I the only one who found this to be satirical?