I think beer tastes like ass.  I don't mind liquor, as long as it's with a mix. 
  
My favourite drink is probably a screwdriver.  Given that alcohol is prohibitively expensive outside of a liquor store, I hardly ever drink it (since I don't typically go to a liquor store). 
  
I do like some white wines, particularly the German ones.  Reds are a bit too dry for me.