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My hatred for the Eagles is pretty much worse than my hatred for Coldplay, but that's only because I have only heard two Coldplay songs. In my defence, I can still hate them, because "Clocks" and "Speed Of Sound" sound exactly the same and are both horribly overplayed. (And when I say they sound exactly the same, I don't mean that of that they have the same feel and vibe, but I mean you could probably make a mash-up called "Speed Of Clocks" like some guy did with Nickelback ("How You Remind Me Of Someday")) The Eagles, however, are pretty much everything that is wrong with rock music today. Kamelot - Descent of the Archangel

Black Sabbath - Solitude

Why are people here referring to the resident evil movies are horror? They are not. There is nothing scary about them. Zombies does not make horror. They're cliche action movies. Now, them games, that's a different matter. They scared the dingo out of me. (EDIT: What, we're not allowed to say that either? I didn't even know that counted as profanity...)

...is this real?

Yeah, it's goths playing emo. Also, they claim to play love metal. What else needs to be said? Skyclad - Skyclad

I hated HIM before I even heard one song. Why? HEARTAGRAMS. Heartagrams are so not KRIEG. Nor metal, grim, frostbitten, tr00 or kvlt. Kamelot - Wings Of Despair (if all power metal was this good, the genre would not be a terrible self-parody)

Thanks so dingoing much, you wonderful person! No, seriously, I knew what had to happen but I kept typing things like Now I got 38 out of 38.

Weezer has got to be the most inconsistent band ever. On one side, you have such brilliant poprock gems like The Blue Album and Pinkerton, but on the other, there's boring repetitive tripe like The Green Album and Make Believe. Of course, I shouldn't complain about bands being inconsistent and still adore everything Pearl Jam has ever released. Skyclad - Inequality Street (Skyclad on the other hand is always awesome)

Never have I seen a more fitting title for an artist to sing. Man, now I want to listen to Brent Spiner... But I won't! Metallica - One

I don't know about him, but man, I would say that I would never use that term.

Skyclad - Do They Mean Us?

When people start argueing on whether Slayer or Anthrax are better, I always argue that we're all better off listening to Testament anyway. Deerhoof - Siriustar

Yeah, the 'selling out' thing was sarcasm. I don't see how they sold out either. Vs. is definately my favourite. I grew up as an accidental grunge child, but the only grunge that ever really came to Holland were the big four (only three of whom I like, Nirvana pretty much sucks). When I really got into music and wanted to look into more grunge it was too late. Mudhoney, Green River, Mother Love Bone. Their music is entirely impossible to find here. Finntroll - Trollhammaren (god, Finntroll is hilarous) EDIT: Also, Alter Bridge isn't that bad, in my opinion. It strikes me that Scott Stapp was most of the reason as to why Creed was so damned horrible. With Alter Bridge they're exploring a more 'metal' side, stopped downtuning their guitars, and actually made some slightly uplifting songs (One Day Remains doesn't strike me as particularely angsty).

Got that in my playlist; Dirt was a great album. I consider Dirt to be the best album that came out of the Seattle Grunge scene. But hey, what do I know? I still like Pearl Jam and they OMGZ DINGOING SOLD OUT. Skyclad - Sins Of Emission

Alice In Chains - Rooster

I was going to say "I'm not" but I'm shocked at how many of those things apply to me.

O the irony Yeah, I had an enormous hangover that day.

I read fourty webcomics. Does that count for anything?

John Zorn is the master of changing time signatures and other weird changes in songs while it still sounds good.

I wouldn't know about them sucking. I only know Dust In The Wind, really. I never checked out anything else because of the aforementioned reason. Everyone I know always calls them, sarcastically, whining, prog-rocking Kansas. That doesn't spell much good. Disturbed - Ten Thousand Fists Disturbed's third album has a bit of an old-school metal feel to it. It's good that some of the nu-metal bands realized that playing real metal is a lot more satisfying. I can hear a definate Pantera influence here. It's kind of repetitive though. But hey, you can't have anything.

I once talked to a guy who wanted to start an entire GENRE, called Splatterfunk. He described the originators of Splatterfunk - I think he called them Adolf & The Fuhrerettes or something, as a four man band: drums, bass, sax, vocals and chainsaw. Vocals a mix of Tom Waits most ridiculous era and Cannibal Corpse. It'd have lots of B-Movie samples. Now there's some twist. One of my lifegoals is to be in a band and cover Captain Planet's theme song as trash metal.

I can't listen to Kansas. My dad wants Dust In The Wind to be played on his funeral, and now I can't think of Kansas without thinking about my father dying. Guns N' Roses - Paradise City Man. They started so well with Appetite For Destruction... then they lost their nerve.

The Art Of Dying. I can't decide whether that is a horribly clich

I have never been to a forum where this hasn't been posted at least four times. Still funny, though.

Acda en de Munnik AC/DC Arch Enemy Aerosmith Alice Cooper Alice In Chains Apocalyptica Audioslave Beck Black Sabbath Blind Guardian Blur Bob Marley Bowling For Soup Broken Social Scene Clap Your Hands Say Yeah Coal Chamber Corvus Dashboard Confessional (although I would never admit it openly... oh ****!) Deadsy Deep Purple Deerhoof Demons & Wizards Disturbed Dry Cell EElS Ennio Moriconne Enya Evanescence Finntroll Flaming Lips Flogging Molly Franz Ferdinand Godsmack Gorillaz Guns N' Roses Hammerfall Incubus Iron Maiden Isis Janis Joplin Judas Priest Kamelot KoRn Led Zeppelin Life Of Agony Mad Season Manowar Marilyn Manson Meatloaf (STFU) Megadeth Metallica Midtown Modest Mouse Mogwai Neutral Milk Hotel Naruto Official Soundtrack Oasis Offspring Opeth Orgy Pantera Pavement Pearl Jam Pelican Pink Floyd Placebo Powerman 5000 Queen R.E.M. Radiohead Rage Against The Machine Rammstein Red Hot Chili Peppers Saliva Skatman John Skyclad Slipknot Soil Sonic Youth Soul Coughing Soundgarden Spiderbait Staind Stephen Lynch Steppenwolf Stone Sour Straylight Run Tanzwut Temple Of The Dog Tenacious D Tenth Level Tauren Chieftain The Aquabats The Arcade Fire The Beatles The Cure The Decemberists The Fiery Furnaces The Foo Fighters The Kaiser Chiefs The Kinks The Mayfield Four The Police The Prodigy The Real McKenzies The Shins The Smashing Pumpkins The Strokes The Yeah Yeah Yeahs They Might Be Giants Tortoise UB-40 Unsound Vangelis Weezer Weird Al Yankovic Within Temptation Wolf Parade Wolfsbane Wolfsheim This is a much better attempt than my half-assed drunk list, isn't it?