::eye twitch::
The salt? You Want THE SALT?!?!
:Grabs salt, chucks it at the wall:
There, now you can waste your time cleanign that up instead of nagging me all damn night. Just one ****ing game, can I sit through ONE ****ING GAME without you all over me....::snaps out of it::
.....awww baby, I'm sorry. You know I'd never hurt you.....it's just that you make daddy so angry sometimes. I tell you what, go do the dishes and then we'll see whats on t.v.
and get me a beer.
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:a couple of beers later:
Izho good te zeeya. You're my best friend man! You shtay away from my wife! Hold on, I have a wife?