Darth_Schmarth

If you wanna play with fire there are ways, Pixies.

No, I'm not Ender. He left, remember? I'm Kaftan. And Baley (Baley is Kaftan, meaning me). Which effectively makes me Launch as well. Always wanted to be a girl. No, now I'm joking again. I'm Darth Schmarth, the Schmarthest Darth of all Darths, even Schmarther than Carth, who isn't a Darth. Oh well, I'm off to cook some dinner. Over and out.

Jesus, what's with the silence? I'm joking for crying out loud. ...or am I?

I'm Ender.

Well, this is quite the breaking news! Maybe we should have a bookie for what happens next. I'd say Calax i 3-1 to come out as Eddo36. Wanna bet?

Nah, too articulate for a 13-yearold.

No, that makes all boys here gay. :D

Oh well. Scorchio Schmorchio.

I'm devastated... :'( EDIT - Pixies, you are so cute! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why? The whole scorchio idea crumbles? I can't change it, though; I'm so Swedish that maybe I should change my username to Zlatan or something.

From the sleeve of Aqualung - Jethro Tull In the beginning Man created God; and in the image of Man created he him. 2. And Man gave unto God a multitude of names,that he might be Lord of all the earth when it was suited to Man 3. And on the seven millionth day Man rested and did lean heavily on his God and saw that it was good. 4. And Man formed Aqualung of the dust of the ground, and a host of others likened unto his kind. 5. And these lesser men were cast into the void; And some were burned, and some were put apart from their kind. 6. And Man became the God that he had created and with his miracles did rule over all the earth. 7. But as all these things came to pass, the Spirit that did cause man to create his God lived on within all men: even within Aqualung. 8. And man saw it not. 9. But for Christ's sake he'd better start looking.

TB Sheets - Van Morrison

<{POST_SNAPBACK}> You're Swedish!?!?! WTF?!? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> As Swedish as you get. And in a neat package too!

He's a she!

He's a she?

Pre-closure one-liner suggestion to Fionavar: Time to bring out the broom...

If love had cars in it I'd be Formula One, Lucius. (meaning there's room for no more than twenty at any given time and I'm really expensive)

Well I am generally full of crap, so you're not wrong there.

Crazed Finn on the loose, eh?

I'm neither yankee nor kimmerian, I'm a

It'd also have looked better if Kreia would have had her Darth Traya skin. I wouldn't exactly call it a give-away.

About these monstrous acts of self exposure. Not that I mind.

How can people be so not paranoid?

Ooh Schmarthie! I haven't seen you in such a long time! I was getting worried that you'd been kidnapped or something <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Heh, kidnapped... Heh, silly... Why would someone kidnap him? Alright! It was me, just stop diving me that look, I can't take it anymore! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You're so hot when your honest, Pixiepants.

So it really wasn't obvious I was? If I'd have been posting such caricatures for real I'd have been poached by Ender hundreds of times without him sending me PMs. Not saying he couldn't/hasn't poached me... " STAR WARS Knights of the Old Republic III: The Story Is Picked Up Again 3989 years before the Galactic Empire there is a time of uncertainty in the galaxy. Hell, not even the devs of this game know for sure if they've missed anything in tidying the mess up. The redeemed Dark Lord Revan has gone into Unknown Regions to fight the true Sith, and his old friend the Doofus, formerly known as the Exile, has followed him/her provided you finished the game before this one as LS. In the skies above the Unknown Regions planet of Oz, a giant broom is wiping away all resistance, as it writes out the words "GIVE UP DOROTHY" in the sky. Meanwhile on the ground a fledgling Jedi with red shoes looks up in fear.... [Exterior: Town Square] A group of people are running around in panic. They are small and have have funny clothes. The PC comes into shot wearing a blue dress and a pair of red shoes. Beside stands a scarecrow. Thoughts?