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Darth_Schmarth

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  1. Yes, that would be our Ninja Penguins. Nasty critters.
  2. I once put a friend's toothbrush in my undies when he stole an attractive girl from under my nose (not quite so literally) at a party. He still doesn't know.
  3. Norah Jones - Painter Song Ironically I'm not even that fond of that song. I think it's her least good one.
  4. Conquer your goodness.
  5. Ah, healthy flaming I see. Kirottu, just as friendly advice, don't answer an insult with "huh?", answer it with the most evil thing you can come up with. Mkreku is supposed to lie flat on the ground after you're finished with him. Actually you're not even supposed to be able to get him up even if you use a cheese slicer! Bulldozer him!
  6. Yuri Schmarthov. Sounds like a whizzkid.
  7. Worry not, Akhan, for I have worked out an extensive plan to have that figure down at 0.3 by the end of the month.
  8. I guess Firefox is getting more and more popular, which means an Opera switch may be on the cards. Firefox is drawing enough attention to itself to start becoming subject to attacks relatively soon methinks.
  9. It's also down to the quality of the posts. If you can't spell, for instance, you'll still be at level 0 after 1000 posts. If you have the wrong political preferences you won't go up either, just like if your analyses of things are illogical and one-dimensional. This is God's way to prevent spam. Interestingly, this whole post is spam. Spammity spammity! Welliwell! Take me to Madre! Saaaave the blind tiger! Woof! Woof! Somebody enforce this, please. I can't help it. Ich will nicht! Ich muss! Ich will nicht! Ich muss! Only when I spam do I feel like I'm in my essence. Oh, oh mighty Puff, the Magic Green Dragon, please just put me out of my misery here! Frrew... Fzaaa!. *SYNTAX ERROR* Could not read file spam.exe Corruption has occurred Terminate object Schmarth- Death I turned into a cat again. P-please, the other bottle... In the drawer... upstairs... And so ended the sad post by the misunderstood non-genius, and he lived happily ever after. Happy Schmappy. End communication. The words! THE WORDS! The voices... G'aaah! Help me! I'm stuck in twirl-mode. I can't but twirl. So sue me! I said sue me! I didn't ask to post this. I mean, if you're still reading it means you're WHACK. I said s-u-e me. Before you slip into unconsciousness... The crystal ship... No... No... No. Noooooooooooooooooooooo. I need to un-cat me. Get me the bloody bottle already! I turned into a smiley. I am inside my computer. I can't get out. If anyone reads this, please don't switch the computer off! If you do that I will die and look like this: And we don't want that do we? I thought so. G-g--g--g--g-gibberish-ish. Cleanse me from my affliction! Purge the illness within the scales of my mind! Flay my soul and hang my emotions like guts on a string! I am a whatchamacallit pointy characterish on a quest for the cool pizza lying on my living room table. It is half a pizza. The other half was my breakfast. I was hung over. I'm soon going to start drinking again. I'm not an alcoholic. I'm just a young man in my best years enjoying the weekend. The pizza is a tantrum. Or rather, it is there to replace the tantrum. It is a substitute. It is a surrogate. As I eat the pizza the tantrum goes away. Goes asway. I am the pizza in many ways. KA-KA-FZOOM! That was a bazooka noise.
  10. Well, you've got the whole cowboy thing going. :cool:
  11. What's the difference between "Yes" and "Yes all the time"? I need this basic information in order to participate in the poll.
  12. Me neither. Sneaky fellows them.
  13. I saw some footage too. It was downright scary as the drunk demonstrant was throwing stones at policemen standing some 50 metres away and one of them shot him not once, but twice. It is impossible for me to comprehend how he could have felt so threatened as to open fire on a disillusioned kid.
  14. I'm not sure what you base that on, but there sure was a lunatic shooting a stone-hurling demonstrant in the Gothenburg riots of 2001.
  15. Jeff Buckley - Lover, You Should Have Come Over
  16. My one encounter with the Danish police wasn't very good at all. I was in Copenhagen to watch my team Djurg
  17. It was like a Finland ferry in miniature, really. Smaller boat, less people, shorter trip, but still the same concept.
  18. I remember when I lived in Ireland and they had this show called Prickly Heat or something. It was like a reality competition with a German "team" in it, and one of the Germans talked about how awkward the Germans felt about having to speak so much English: "It's difficult with the language. My English is so boring... er, I mean bad!" I nearly fell off the couch in hearty laughter.
  19. And boy do you guys go for it, I can't walk down the steets of Helsing
  20. Different types of symbols above letters are common in all European languages. German has
  21. The grain of salt must remain a mantra in here. We do this for the sake of fun (and somewhat pointy) arguments, not to hurt anyone or be a racist.
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