Darth_Schmarth

Where the hell did you find the first ten-or-so parts?

Wow, you really slipped me the answer just like that! I'm gonna go and do all that straight away. Cheers. :"> I wasn't always the depraved spammer that now strides these fora...

I've been thinking about this lately and I've finally decided that I want to be appreciated. What do I need to do? Starring in a humour series sounds like too much hassle, so I hope for some more easily accessible stuff like sucking up and things. Any ideas?

I can't stop giggling at that sig of yours, Arkan.

I'd tell you about myself, but I think you're all better off not knowing. I can be pretty vivid.

That's one way of putting it.

Well, I've got the top drawer open today so that's why stuff like this pops up. I'm on a streak.

^Eldar

vEldar

Eldar Infinite.

No dirty details to share.

I wanna be an alt. How do I do? Are there any forms to fill and does it cost anything? And are there any special procedures if I want to be Eldar's alt (i.e. not just any alt)? this alt business is so cool some help plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Led Zeppelin - Nobody's Fault But Mine

I got a mail from my half-Danish ex today. Which was strange.

Kicks Joy Nartwak

I'm happy we're not facing them. They have the odd feature of being both overrated and underrated at the same time.

Well you learn something new every day. At least you have the decency to be a self-admitted alt.

So what's with the Danish name?

I thought you were Danish.

I must amdit that Nartwak's fifteen seconds of fame is the only rewarding aspect of this thread.

You're just jealous, Hilde.

England, Paraguay and Trinidad & Tobago. Well... yay! England worries me because of the whole they-haven't-beaten-us-since-the-sixties thing. Sooner or later they will and boy will they be arrogant after that. Here's hoping that Sven-G

So you're a Marc Chapman of sorts?

Why doesn't he just hit Quote and then Add Reply? Substantial cut of steps to find out what whoever posted.