Darth_Schmarth

In the true name of secularism, how could I possibly find a more incongruous place to say this (since the other thread was disabled by the almighty and self-appointed authorities): The essay shall be composed! It shall be the truth if short! I do not much like the abuse of power or the I'm-so-right-it-turns-me-on attitude presented by people in charge on this very board. If this means I'm going down I'm just a martyr finding ultimate proof of the indisputable fact that I'm better off in another, more open-minded place. I will not let things slide. I'll pick up the torch. Await the truth.

Exactly.

ah, the plot thickens. Kaf had a pic of himself? or was it from that show that Schmarth was talking about? if the show, then Kaf is watching the same show that Schmarth says is the, "only one Launch ever seems to refer to". Is there a connection or is it coincidence? maybe Kaf and Launch started the joke when they discovered that they both enjoyed the same show. however if Kaf's pic really was himself, which i think it was, then he should get a haircut. wait, he did! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ...maybe I am all of them (us)? But that picture that Kaftan posted is not from the Fast Show, which incidentally is very easy to prove.

Wow, you're really into research Blank! So am I, just check out my avatar, which incidentally is from a show that only ever Launch seems to refer to (where the hell is she anyway?).

To me Launch is anything between a man, a woman and a split net personality. Frankly I don't care, since I find him/her/it/whatever an amusing character and that's pretty fine.

Or play something else. Like Pacman.

I actually had a dream last night where I was my ordinary male me, but my mirror image was that of a woman. What was even more weird was that I didn't put much thought into it and rather just looked at "my" intimate parts... Eh, anything else you wanna know about my dreams...?

I tried to get addicted to smokes before I could talk, but it just didn't work out. My parents didn't like it and protested loudly whenever I lit up a cigarette, especially when they were changing my diapers and stuff. I quit when I was three. Now I'm healthier than ever, hoping to see my seventh birthday despite my lungs collapsing this summer.

Is this a KotOR3 thread in disguise?

Yeah, always keep a wary eye out for that dodgy Rhomal geezer.

While you're sitting here spamming life went on and Canada was captured by the Danish penguins. I heard their next target is Russia.

You do of course realise that Launch really is a guy messing with your head? She's a self-admitted split personality.

Always confusion with them echanti, eh?

Frank Zappa - Stinkfoot

No, to me it's the exact opposite. Christmas is all about the presents, decoration, food, music etc. I mean, why would you limit yourself to being nice just a short space of time every year? Are you going to be an arse the rest of the time? Don't go and be all nice and lovely just because someone said so, do it anytime. I enjoy Christmas, mostly because I'm a bit of a wuss I guess, but also because it simply turns the dull and dark winter into something different even if it's only about eye candy. It invokes the great childhood memories that this thread describes and Christmas Eve is also a good time to meet relatives and friends you don't see too often. Christmas for President.

I wish I was CGI. Especially when it's totally unnecessary like when I'm eating and stuff. Does it show that I'm tired of things and work too much?

Denmark is the only country invading Canada. All this other bollocks must be their intelligence trying to shatter the Canadian defence.

If anyone had, I'm sure they would never mention it. You do realise that every time someone posts in teeny tiny letters I have to cut and paste it into a text document before I can read it? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Really? Just checking.

Atris is a crippled zabrak. Has anyone else noticed that I post a lot of spam?

Ehehe, yes. I hear the Danes are almost ready to fire up their plan. Three full squadrons of parachute penguins are on their way to capture key points on the Canadian coast to disrupt infrastructure ahead of a major 400.000-penguin landing (the largest scaled penguin assault in history). After that it's a matter of weeks before Denmark are a serious threat to the States' northern front.

CGI rocks. I'd nail anything CGI.

Seconded.

Try cheesey-peas!

Wanna impress me, boy?

I got some dough to go and buy me my first electric guitar in my youth. Aah, the memories, a good looking Epiphone Special Model. Cheap but perfect for my Zeppelin period. Now I play Rickenbacker.