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Walsingham

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  2. My point was, wghat is the big whoop if they are as bright as ten year olds? We don't care about ten year olds as it is. As for intelligence, dolphins are ALSO the only other animals known to enagge in gang violence, including rape. So there.
  3. Yeah, but they can really hug you! The thing with octopus is precisely that it's all wriggly and rubbery. Totally unlike other stuff. I don't know why i like it so much, but fry it down there, with some paprika and olive oil. Serve with rice and maybe some vine leaves and a crisp white wine.
  4. Fair enough. Have you considered acting as a peace-minded broker to the Iranians? You could offer to smack them with a rolled up newspaper if they developed nukes.
  5. But I love octpus! It's delicious!
  6. Oh, so you mean it would only be capable of being made into a dirty bomb? Good idea telling the internets.
  7. Walsingham replied to Shryke's topic in Way Off-Topic
    Oh, like I want it back. It may be pleasingly round, but it is really far too hairy to be attractive.
  8. I don't see HOW we'd interbreed, anyway. You'd need to find some recombinant for the DNA/alien goo.
  9. Caught up on this today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvNgdFIf0I0 Dolphin friendly fury. But I have to ask as usual where the tearful Hollywood celebs are in, say, Burma or the Sudan.
  10. Hilde don't write enough no more.
  11. Walsingham replied to Shryke's topic in Way Off-Topic
    Fantastic idea, but sadly I'd have my ass handed to me on a silver tray if I tried at the moment.
  12. Righto. Threats and intimidation. Check.
  13. Right, I say we open a sweepstake on what limbs/organs he fails to return with.
  14. Obviously, my suggestion was based upon the perfectly reasonable assumption that you were an Egyptian prince.
  15. That does sound sensible. Preproofing is just blody impossible, given certain temps.
  16. Isn't England at the other end of the continent?
  17. What's Nexus like?
  18. Thanks for the note. By the same token a 'certain' major online retailer has put up the complete Angel boxset for a 65% discount in the UK. I ordered it immediately.
  19. I think you should dye your hair platinum blonde and then braid gold wire into it.
  20. For basic training I'll give you the same advice I got before getting on a bus for Parris Island, "Don't be first, don't be last. Don't be fastest and certainly don't be slowest. And above all, don't give them a reason to remember your name." Do that and you will have a much easier time of it! Too late for that, I'm afraid. I've always had a knack for antagonising NCOs. I really am beginning to wonder why on Earth I volunteered for all this. Bloody morals.
  21. You're joining the reseves or something right? You dont have to go to boot camp for that? The training isnt every day but split into sessions spaced here and there? Yes. But in some ways that makes it harder since you have to adjust to being yelled at. In civvy street I don't get yelled at. I am a happy dwarven character who drinks ale and cooks. I take far too long to turn into an angry dwarf, during which period I am confused and vulnerable. It is not a good idea to be confused or vulnerable in the Army. I should also point out that in the British Army the reserves are nowexpeected to perform at the same standard as the regulars, because we get deployed alongside them. I have been issued my kit now, and my house is full of the smell of boot polish and starch as I prepare it for more use.
  22. I also liked teh Sixth Sense. Although after The Village I intend to punch Shmyalan in the face should we ever meet.
  23. Good point. Nothing beats morning breath like tiger mace.
  24. Did someone say War? When's my turn?
  25. I'm away this weekend but will be up for a game of BIA Earned in Blood on monday, if anyone else knows the game. I'm registered for online play with Ubisoft.

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