Atton: Welcome to Nar Shaddaa. If you're looking to get lost in the crowd, this is the place.
Exile: Is this the voice of experience?
Atton: What? Everyone needs to disappear once in a while. Especially when you've spent the past decade or so hunting and torturing Jedi for amusment. ...Did I say that out loud?
The following is an example of the sort of thing I lay awake and think about at night.
Star Gate: Knights of the Durasteel Empire
The Kotor crew enters a large chamber inside some underground ruins on Korriban. A ring shaped device sits in the center of the room behind a podium and a large sign. The sign reads: "Brandnew Stargate 2.0! Capable of interdeminsional travel! No complicated chevrons! Just press the big red button and go! It can be yours today for the amazing price of five dollars (or three oz. of gasoline)."
Revan: What. The. Hell. Where are we?
Jolee: The sign on the door says "Mall of America". I thought this was Korriban?
Mission: Big red button? Can I press it? Can I? Can I?!
HK-47: Mocking: May I shoot her now, Master? Can I please?
Zalbaar: I will kill you before you harm her!
Revan: NO! No shooting! (to self) You might damage the artifact.
Canderous: Will you please all just shut up and let the kid press the button? I want to meet some new races to kill. Besides, what's the worst that could happen?
Jolee: Oh, I don't know, being ripped apart atom by atom, being trapped on the other side, being dropped off int he middle of space or inside a star... nothing too serious.
[Stargate lights up, a wave of energy shoots out and vaporizes T3.]
Mission (backing away from red button): I didn't touch anything!
HK: Statement: At least that's one problem solved.
[One be one, the crew steps through the Stargate. They emerge from a similar gate in the middle of a field outside what appears to be a large city.]
Revan: Well, that could have gone worse. Everyone alright?
Carth: Ten fingers, ten tows... I'll check the rest later. (5 brownie points to the person that gets this reference) So far so good.
Jolee: I'll save my judgement until after we enter the heavily guarded city.
I'll add the other half later. If you haven't guessed, they're in Jade Empire.
...What? I was bored!