Darkside

Absolute gold. I nominate Jags as the monkey.

Wow, I only lurked for two weeks. Welcome anyway! It's great to have a new face around here, especially with so many active posters falling back to lurking, or worse, disappearing altogether.

Eek, that post was a bit stupid wasn't it? :"> After the shock wore off, I considered deleting that post, but it was late and I was tired. Oh well. My apologies. Besides, I really had no plans, as I was still trying to decide what course of action would allow me to live an extra turn. But I've been screwed from the beginning, haven't I? So... wanna start betting on how long it takes to finish me? :D

What? That was a bit soon for another deadline, was it not? Those weren't even my final orders! And no I can't even take the "civil discourse" card and relieve myself of this embarresment? I really have no clue what's going on any more. My attention span was NOT made for this.

I think I might notice. " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I an read too. And I do know...

Me or the Lord?

All you humans do. You all suck. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I am no human. " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ah, don't listen to him. He's just pissed because he could never match the greatness of the real Foamy.

Moscow Post Jan. 15, 1904 Empress Suffers Concusion Lady Darkside was hospitalized Saturday due to a concusion she recieved after repeatedly banging her head into a stone wall screaming "Stupid stupid STUPID!!!!" There is no official word on her condition, and reporters are not being permitted to see her. However, it appears she should be back to normal soon, as she could be heard several wards away screaming, "Filthy Germans! Just you see, I'll kill them all! I won't rest until I have Deraldin's head! Just you wait, I'll... nurse? NURSE! Bring me more vodka!"

You'd think a spam thread would be like a playground for Sarj, Eru, and the gang. Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care.

I can still make it? Hooray! Sorry, I had karate and then I had school and then I did my homework and then I ate and then... You get the point. Anyway... *runs off to send in orders*

Call me a pansy, but I can honestly say I more frightened and disugsted than anything. I'd heard it was violent but...

Hang on... I'm a rabid fangirl yet the Goddess of Love and Beauty? DL <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Of course. You LOVE your targets and your avatar is quite beautiful.

Dunno, but this is what he said:

Since I've been nominated for two, can I choose? Because I prefer war to fertility. :D I personally feel Athena better reflects my beliefs, but I'm happy just to get a seat in the Pantheon.

If GoA doesn't reply to this, he must be dead or mentally incapacitated. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He responded to my PM, but disappeared just as quickly. He didn't sound like he was coming back. GOA, Flatus, Silver, they've all abandoned the rest of us poor lifeless saps.

Looks like they couldn't resist the temptation of Russia's infamous vodka. :D <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The Italians are always welcome to Russia's vodka. Just not Russia's land. They wouldn't like the snow anyway.

Holy cheese, I just learned something amazing! I'm immune to the "bore them into submission" power!

I like Foamy. Especially the hurricane report in the middle of the page.

I haven't laughed that hard in several days. One problem though, fangirl as she is, Silver doesn't seem to have any rabid powers. Or maybe I've just never seen her get excited...

Paris Hilton. Must. Die. I wouldn't throw Jacko to the sharks even if he does count. I'd rather kill him myself.

Royal, DL, and I should gain a "rabid fury" attack anytime we're played in the same thread. I'm working on an idea for Baley, which I shall post shortly.

Must not mimic DLs squeal... must not go fangirl... must not... oh crap. (w00t) (w00t) That Carth pic is so toatally awsome!!!!

I can't think of anything funny enough for a card. Have I even been around long enough to develop powers? Or am I a "flame fodder" type?

I am experiencing jealousy on a level I never thought possible. :"> Great work!

Nuh uh! My turn to stalk darksid!e You have to sign up for the official Darkside Fan Club before you can stalk me! Where do I sign up? " Does it even need editing?