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Are you sure? Because I think you forgot to ask your question.

^And to rub the salt into the wounds, he shares his emo-trip secret with Yeoman Kelly Chambers. As if she's really been through a lot. Getting bubble-ified is no where as bad as dying, mkay? Besides, I'm supposed to boink her - she's my secretary! St00pid Secretary Kelly and her goddamn alien fetish.

^I never got see this 25% emo-ness from SuZe, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to. Fish-Lips turned me off "sharing & caring" for good with his drug-induced-emo-seizures.

Is it even possible to not recruit Jack? She's absolute scum as far as I'm concerned and deserves to rot on the prison ship where she belongs. NB: My opinion of her may be heavily biased since she had nothing to say to me for the last half of my first playthrough except "F*ck Off!".

I wish there was a way to get rid of party members. Spandex Chick, Angry Black Guy, Psycho Chick - I HATE YOU! Get off my ship.

Surely you just buy two? Have them clean each other. Or wait for the Phillips/Norelco* self-cleaning model which you can use in the shower. *You have to admit it's getting better. It's getting better all the time!

You didn't hear it from me, but you can get one from Hades One.

Sure, I taught that guy everything he knows about women.

Maybe if she weren't still butthurt about the Geth. The Quarians are the Dalish Elves of Mass Effect. The krogans got hit much harder with the genophage, and instead of complaining they actually try to do something, i.e. kill as many scalies/Turians as possible. I always thought of Quarries as the Humans from Battlestar Galactica. And Krogans deserved to be sterilized. They're like Klingons on viagra.

Anything but. Tali's probably the most mentally balanced chick in ME universe. I only wish we could take 3 party members with us. Having Mordin, Garrus, & Tali would make for supremely hilarious dialogues, and supremely technical ownage.

Thane's just another emo drama-queen. Mordin, Garrus, and Tali are my favorite ME2 characters. The latter two being my favorite ME1 characters as well.

Because there's none faster than Chikktika vas Paus! Fastpaws. Although your referential powers amaze me, good sir, I'm afraid the Quarians will disagree with your naming conventions.

Because there's none faster than Chikktika vas Paus!

So at the end, did you d00ds and d00dettes decide to Capture the Flag or Watch the Lightshow?

Preaching to the choir brother. Not to disappoint you, but the vindicator is the most accurate rifle. BTW anyone knows when the expansion is coming? Does the Vindicator do more damage than the Collector Assault Rifle? If the stats I found were correct, the Vindicator does about twice as much damage per bullet than the Collector Rifle does. Hell Kitty: The problem with the Vindicator is it has almost no ammo. I prefer having a full auto, slightly less powerful rifle simply because it means I won't run out of ammo and have to risk running out to get the heat sinks. You just can't do that when playing on Insanity. Collector Assault Rifle works best IMO. Just point, and hold down the trigger. They'll be dead in a jify. No need to worry about bursting, clip size, accuracy, recoil, etc.

Preaching to the choir brother. Not to disappoint you, but the vindicator is the most accurate rifle. BTW anyone knows when the expansion is coming? Does the Vindicator do more damage than the Collector Assault Rifle?

The up-and-coming M57 Hammerhead DLC gives us this as a pilotable vehicle: It's like the Mako, except it hovers.

Many thanks brother kaft. I scanned around 50 planets on my first playthrough and only discovered 2 missions.

We'll die happy, where's the problem? Watching the final cutscene of Freelancer: The Return of Edison Trent, moments before the world is destroyed. Not a bad way to die...

Starting up my second playthrough. What difficulty do I want to play on: Veteran or Hardcore? Normal was a cake, but Insanity is too much of a chore.

Hurlshot: "I got a boner." Wife: "...what?" Hurlshot: "I got a boner and some chick asked 60$ to take care of it." Wife: "What?!" Hurlshot: "Yeah, I thought it was outrageus too. I mean, why should I pay some other woman to take care my boner when it

Hey Calax, what difficulty were you playing at? Also, what rifle were you using?

Nice way of saying '****load of text'. What is this, the eHarmony of game reviews? "Personality" is not going to cut it. I want gratuitous pics of awesomeness!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ioslNR0WiI Between 1:47 and 1:50. 0_o edit: RE mining: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9cdUsHa4qc#t=4m07s Funny how a nearly 20 year old game can have a better gameplay solution for the same design idea... Ah, the grand-daddy of all space games.

Same here, since that was the worst possible thing he could do. Honesty not a priority in your image of a relationship? Men needing to spill their guts to women is pure brainwashing perpetuated by Oprah & The Feministas. Hurly telling his wife that he nearly boinked some Thai-Chi might be the "honest" thing to do, but is sure as hell isn't going to increase his wife's romantic attraction to him. If anything it'll hurt his cause: Firstly, revealing this Charlie Chaplan escapade might be funny to us, but it'll reveal incompetence to her. Women don't find that sexy. Secondly, Hurly's wife might put on a happy face and call the cops, but doubt slowly and surely always finds its way to the back of a women's brain when another kitten gets/almost gets her paws on her man. If she doesn't fully trust Hurly, then she won't fully love Hurly. Women aren't rationale like us guys. It doesn't matter that he didn't cheat. His candor in revealing his erotic encounter is enough to plant the seed of doubt. Thirdly, women have memories like elephants. It won't surprise me if 5 years from now, Hurly's wife brings up in an argument his "delay" in leaving the massage parlor/whorehouse immediately. In her mind, at best it shows Hurly's lack of confidence. At worst she'll think it disloyalty. Either way, her interest will drop. Why risk it it? Keeping her interest in Hurly stratosphere high is what makes her and keeps her in love with him. Spilling the beans doesn't.